Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So don't fuck around. You gotta play on your belly.
Go away
Okay. [Clears Throat] Well, you were looking for that third three,
So, like I said, John's bet is $20.
Almost Two Weeks Now All in or Fold...Please do so ASAP
SO WHAT DO WE NEED FOR KAM?
Should have paid me off on that.
- Jo. Jo. - What?
Generally, the rule is, the nicer the guy, the poorer the card player.
All your dreams...
OKAY, OKAY. WE'LL LET THE SCREENSHOTS DO THE TALKING.
Pay dat man his money
Get up. Get off your ass. We're done. Come on.
If it's good enough to call, you gotta be in there raising, all right?
And?
For someone who don't play, you spend a lot of time in card rooms.
- [VITTER] Looks like we got a road gang here. - [WORM] A what?
[NARRATING] Here's the beauty of this game.
- No. - Hell, yeah, I'm gonna play.
I'll call. What do you got?
- In Binghamton? - Yeah, yeah.
Puk me? Puk you!
In the poker game of food delivery, doordash is the rake
- Get the fuck outta here. $15,000? - Seriously, Joey.
Not me 'cause I just wanna do it to myself
But she knew... She knew the life I had to lead.
You'll be back in the game before you know it.
"He Says The Juice Has Been Running The Entire Time On My Ten."
I feel so unsatisfied
He told me anytime I wanted a game when I got out, just look up his nephew.
Come here.
So you take this money...
Every Bills fan right now.
They wear their tells like signs around their necks.
we could have just stayed home.
That ace could not have helped you.
So Joey, you kneeled for the anthem while making $25 million? Wow, the only thing I can say is...bad judgement.
And as always I say this with all due respect
We just steer clear of the city for a while.
Oh, what, that fuckin' Knish rat me out?
I was going to try and make some real money tonight but in honor of Max’s Ali like return to the ring, I'll trade with you all for a while...
Jerry, you keep hanging around...hanging around You’ve got alligator blood.
It’s a fucking joke anyway.
I feel so unsatisfied..
It's the only game going right now.
No money? There's gotta be some money.
Give that man his rate cuts
I love J.D., this is his opinion and it’s fine if you disagree. If one opinion makes you totally change your opinion of someone, well, I’m not sure what to tell you.
- Johnny Chan, the master. - Poor Seidel. Kid doesn't know what hit him.
You're in town for five fuckin' minutes, you already got a sign on your back.
I just started coming back, so...
What’s the limit? - $20, big bet is $20 I bet big, I’m in for 20, but in kWH
That's right.
Does he look like a man beaten by field goals?
No, I wasn't even playing. They were playing.
You're the guy who flushed his whole fucking bankroll on one hand, Mike.
No! Not tonight!
Discard culls, pickup culls, overhand run ups, the Double Duke...
- Hey, listen. - What?
- Don't tease me. - Let's play some fuckin' cards.
Come on, Mike. Hey. Come on, come on, come on.
But if he's still there when Roman and Maurice start their game,
Okay, okay. Let's let the cards do the talking.
until he pissed off the wrong guy and someone dropped a garbage can on his head.
[CAR DRIVING AWAY]
You must feel proud and good
No, no, no, no, no. This isn't The Money Store.
I'm right on schedule, up 4,200.
Wait till I show you some of my chops, man. I've gotten pretty blinding.
And if I miss a little bit of the Mulligan meeting, just cover for me, all right?
- I'm gonna raise five hundred. - [MAN] Fold.
No, man, I'm on a roll. This is a very emotional game.
[VITTER] Well, you've come to the right place.
- I found that gangster's roll in your pocket. - It's not what you think.
[Worm] Holy shit! That's a hell of an elk.
you go into hock for more.
All right, $300, that's your cut.
Some are playing with him, giving away their money to this guy to say...
Wow. Wow. A lot of action.
Pay that man his arm butter
He beat me. Straight up.
SO WHAT DO WE NEED FOR KAM?
No one's saying you're not the man. Just think of this as a business decision.
- You talk to Grama. You get him to stake me. - It's not gonna work, okay?
Is that Fat Greggie sitting 20-40? The game's that soft?
I fuck with you, Mike.
He trepped me!
You need to work on your accuracy.
I just caught his eye by reading his hand, that's all.
Number's changed, of course.
Ozzy, turn the cards.
SO WHAT DO NEED?
would you make the same choices?
Checkin' it up until the pile hits the sky
He's like my brother.
The first two thousand you owe the Chesterfield.
Sorry Kruse I don’t remember
Most of those Georges are at the tail end of a 36-hour session.
You wanna play straight? You go in there, I'll be back in eight hours.
So you see what I'm saying? No fooling around. It's highway time.
- You're in trouble? - Yes, sir, I am.
Well, I got some bad news for ya, Worm. I'm out on my own now.
The out law Josie Wales He always doubles back for a friend
I'm down to the felt, Knish. I lost everything.
[SIGHS] Oh, God. All right, look.
- Well, kiss my ass. - Kiss my ass.
You aint celebrating your birthday until you catch yourself a good hanger
- You know what cheers me up when I'm feelin' shitty? - What?
We get outta here, get some coffee, ride over to that soft seat in Queens.
He's been a rounder, earning his living at cards...
Well, he's sorta out on his own.
For someone who don't have money, you spend a lot of time around bags in card rooms
- You still got the truck? - Sure.
because all the New York rounders are taking care of the tourists here.
- What are you... What? - What the hell's going on over here, Stu?
- Yeah, everybody ready? Fourth Street. - Yes, sir.
You sat down with the Mad Russian and he emptied your pockets?
- I'm in. - Come on, come on.
You know, we might have a shot at this...
I will eat a roll
He got that dawg in him
The point guard snapped and gave Worm up.
Get up.
but sometimes reasons don't matter.
NOPE. DIDN'T DO IT THIS TIME. STILL NO CONNECTION.
- Just mind your own business. - You comin' up?
Well...
Just checkin' it up, baby one more time for you
and snow and shit, but let's cut it out, all right?
I feel so unsatisfied.
Hanging around HANGING AROUND
I can keep busting you up all night
Fuck Trump "You been Rolling Fags in the Villages again?"
People insist on calling it luck
- How you doing? - Good.
Pay Him Pay that man Jeff his money
Oh, I think we both know I'm no lawyer.
I mean, fuck that guy.
My Plans
Bad fudgement.
I feel ok
l... I never knew you had to calculate so much at cards.
NOT WORRIED ABOUT ARENA OR SHIP PAYOUTS. FUCK IT, LET'S GO.
Yeah, it will be a real blood bath in November At KGB’s place
But all I’m really thinking about is Vandy and the freaking Mirage
Yeah. He took everything I had.
The D.A. made his two pair, but he knows they're no good.
He still has till morning to make good.
A lot of WRC
I think I got 300 in my boot somewhere.
How long should we wait?
See, I had this picture in my head.
No fooling around it's 14th Amendment § 4 Time
You must feel proud and good.