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"He Says The Juice Has Been Running The Entire Time On My Ten."
Okay, okay. Let's let the cards do the talking.
But if he's still there when Roman and Maurice start their game,
You sat down with the Mad Russian and he emptied your pockets?
Puk me? Puk you!
The D.A. made his two pair, but he knows they're no good.
All your dreams...
Should have paid me off on that.
- Hey, listen. - What?
- I found that gangster's roll in your pocket. - It's not what you think.
We just steer clear of the city for a while.
You're the guy who flushed his whole fucking bankroll on one hand, Mike.
Well, he's sorta out on his own.
He told me anytime I wanted a game when I got out, just look up his nephew.
- You're in trouble? - Yes, sir, I am.
But she knew... She knew the life I had to lead.
I can keep busting you up all night
Just checkin' it up, baby one more time for you
Wait till I show you some of my chops, man. I've gotten pretty blinding.
It’s a fucking joke anyway.
Go away
Pay that man his arm butter
The point guard snapped and gave Worm up.
No fooling around it's 14th Amendment § 4 Time
Discard culls, pickup culls, overhand run ups, the Double Duke...
Sorry Kruse I don’t remember
The first two thousand you owe the Chesterfield.
So you take this money...
For someone who don't play, you spend a lot of time in card rooms.
[SIGHS] Oh, God. All right, look.
Number's changed, of course.
Oh, what, that fuckin' Knish rat me out?
They wear their tells like signs around their necks.
My Plans
Oh, I think we both know I'm no lawyer.
Checkin' it up until the pile hits the sky
- Well, kiss my ass. - Kiss my ass.
You must feel proud and good.
NOT WORRIED ABOUT ARENA OR SHIP PAYOUTS. FUCK IT, LET'S GO.
NOPE. DIDN'T DO IT THIS TIME. STILL NO CONNECTION.
A lot of WRC
He got that dawg in him
[VITTER] Well, you've come to the right place.
Come here.
- You still got the truck? - Sure.
Fuck Trump "You been Rolling Fags in the Villages again?"
And if I miss a little bit of the Mulligan meeting, just cover for me, all right?
People insist on calling it luck
The out law Josie Wales He always doubles back for a friend
What’s the limit? - $20, big bet is $20 I bet big, I’m in for 20, but in kWH
Pay Him Pay that man Jeff his money
You're in town for five fuckin' minutes, you already got a sign on your back.
Generally, the rule is, the nicer the guy, the poorer the card player.
Yeah, it will be a real blood bath in November At KGB’s place
You know, we might have a shot at this...
For someone who don't have money, you spend a lot of time around bags in card rooms
OKAY, OKAY. WE'LL LET THE SCREENSHOTS DO THE TALKING.
[Worm] Holy shit! That's a hell of an elk.
SO WHAT DO WE NEED FOR KAM?
In the poker game of food delivery, doordash is the rake
- Don't tease me. - Let's play some fuckin' cards.
SO WHAT DO NEED?
Most of those Georges are at the tail end of a 36-hour session.
Does he look like a man beaten by field goals?
So don't fuck around. You gotta play on your belly.
It's the only game going right now.
So Joey, you kneeled for the anthem while making $25 million? Wow, the only thing I can say is...bad judgement.
Ozzy, turn the cards.
- How you doing? - Good.
Is that Fat Greggie sitting 20-40? The game's that soft?
But all I’m really thinking about is Vandy and the freaking Mirage
That's right.
Hanging around HANGING AROUND
I fuck with you, Mike.
I'll call. What do you got?
- No. - Hell, yeah, I'm gonna play.
I think I got 300 in my boot somewhere.
Get up. Get off your ass. We're done. Come on.
No, I wasn't even playing. They were playing.
How long should we wait?
So you see what I'm saying? No fooling around. It's highway time.
No! Not tonight!
Some are playing with him, giving away their money to this guy to say...
Well...
[NARRATING] Here's the beauty of this game.
No, man, I'm on a roll. This is a very emotional game.
He's been a rounder, earning his living at cards...
l... I never knew you had to calculate so much at cards.
Give that man his rate cuts
- Just mind your own business. - You comin' up?
I was going to try and make some real money tonight but in honor of Max’s Ali like return to the ring, I'll trade with you all for a while...
I feel so unsatisfied
and snow and shit, but let's cut it out, all right?
No one's saying you're not the man. Just think of this as a business decision.
I just caught his eye by reading his hand, that's all.
we could have just stayed home.
Pay dat man his money
I feel so unsatisfied..
I just started coming back, so...
You must feel proud and good
Yeah. He took everything I had.
Almost Two Weeks Now All in or Fold...Please do so ASAP
Get up.
I love J.D., this is his opinion and it’s fine if you disagree. If one opinion makes you totally change your opinion of someone, well, I’m not sure what to tell you.
That ace could not have helped you.
Every Bills fan right now.
you go into hock for more.
You'll be back in the game before you know it.
All right, $300, that's your cut.
I'm right on schedule, up 4,200.
So, like I said, John's bet is $20.
He still has till morning to make good.
If it's good enough to call, you gotta be in there raising, all right?
but sometimes reasons don't matter.
[CAR DRIVING AWAY]
would you make the same choices?
Wow. Wow. A lot of action.
You aint celebrating your birthday until you catch yourself a good hanger
No money? There's gotta be some money.
- You talk to Grama. You get him to stake me. - It's not gonna work, okay?
He's like my brother.
- Get the fuck outta here. $15,000? - Seriously, Joey.
Not me 'cause I just wanna do it to myself
- I'm gonna raise five hundred. - [MAN] Fold.
- I'm in. - Come on, come on.
No, no, no, no, no. This isn't The Money Store.
And as always I say this with all due respect
I'm down to the felt, Knish. I lost everything.
He trepped me!
Come on, Mike. Hey. Come on, come on, come on.
We get outta here, get some coffee, ride over to that soft seat in Queens.
- You know what cheers me up when I'm feelin' shitty? - What?
See, I had this picture in my head.
- [VITTER] Looks like we got a road gang here. - [WORM] A what?
You wanna play straight? You go in there, I'll be back in eight hours.
Well, I got some bad news for ya, Worm. I'm out on my own now.
I feel so unsatisfied.
until he pissed off the wrong guy and someone dropped a garbage can on his head.
I will eat a roll
- What are you... What? - What the hell's going on over here, Stu?
- Jo. Jo. - What?
And?
I feel ok
because all the New York rounders are taking care of the tourists here.
He beat me. Straight up.
Okay. [Clears Throat] Well, you were looking for that third three,
- In Binghamton? - Yeah, yeah.
Bad fudgement.
- Yeah, everybody ready? Fourth Street. - Yes, sir.
- Johnny Chan, the master. - Poor Seidel. Kid doesn't know what hit him.
SO WHAT DO WE NEED FOR KAM?
Jerry, you keep hanging around...hanging around You’ve got alligator blood.
You need to work on your accuracy.