Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- You're in trouble? - Yes, sir, I am.
Wait till I show you some of my chops, man. I've gotten pretty blinding.
You need to work on your accuracy.
A lot of WRC
- Jo. Jo. - What?
Should have paid me off on that.
Yeah. He took everything I had.
The D.A. made his two pair, but he knows they're no good.
SO WHAT DO NEED?
but sometimes reasons don't matter.
NOT WORRIED ABOUT ARENA OR SHIP PAYOUTS. FUCK IT, LET'S GO.
That's right.
Number's changed, of course.
Well, he's sorta out on his own.
You know, we might have a shot at this...
And?
Some are playing with him, giving away their money to this guy to say...
No one's saying you're not the man. Just think of this as a business decision.
No, I wasn't even playing. They were playing.
and snow and shit, but let's cut it out, all right?
No, man, I'm on a roll. This is a very emotional game.
I'm right on schedule, up 4,200.
- [VITTER] Looks like we got a road gang here. - [WORM] A what?
He's like my brother.
The first two thousand you owe the Chesterfield.
He beat me. Straight up.
You must feel proud and good
For someone who don't play, you spend a lot of time in card rooms.
I can keep busting you up all night
I feel so unsatisfied..
- I found that gangster's roll in your pocket. - It's not what you think.
You're the guy who flushed his whole fucking bankroll on one hand, Mike.
He's been a rounder, earning his living at cards...
- I'm in. - Come on, come on.
[SIGHS] Oh, God. All right, look.
- Well, kiss my ass. - Kiss my ass.
I was going to try and make some real money tonight but in honor of Max’s Ali like return to the ring, I'll trade with you all for a while...
How long should we wait?
So Joey, you kneeled for the anthem while making $25 million? Wow, the only thing I can say is...bad judgement.
And as always I say this with all due respect
Come on, Mike. Hey. Come on, come on, come on.
[Worm] Holy shit! That's a hell of an elk.
NOPE. DIDN'T DO IT THIS TIME. STILL NO CONNECTION.
You're in town for five fuckin' minutes, you already got a sign on your back.
- I'm gonna raise five hundred. - [MAN] Fold.
would you make the same choices?
That ace could not have helped you.
- You know what cheers me up when I'm feelin' shitty? - What?
[NARRATING] Here's the beauty of this game.
- You talk to Grama. You get him to stake me. - It's not gonna work, okay?
So, like I said, John's bet is $20.
- In Binghamton? - Yeah, yeah.
Ozzy, turn the cards.
What’s the limit? - $20, big bet is $20 I bet big, I’m in for 20, but in kWH
But if he's still there when Roman and Maurice start their game,
No, no, no, no, no. This isn't The Money Store.
I feel ok
No! Not tonight!
He got that dawg in him
Wow. Wow. A lot of action.
We get outta here, get some coffee, ride over to that soft seat in Queens.
Pay that man his arm butter
The point guard snapped and gave Worm up.
I think I got 300 in my boot somewhere.
Hanging around HANGING AROUND
[VITTER] Well, you've come to the right place.
Fuck Trump "You been Rolling Fags in the Villages again?"
In the poker game of food delivery, doordash is the rake
For someone who don't have money, you spend a lot of time around bags in card rooms
OKAY, OKAY. WE'LL LET THE SCREENSHOTS DO THE TALKING.
He trepped me!
I fuck with you, Mike.
- You still got the truck? - Sure.
You wanna play straight? You go in there, I'll be back in eight hours.
I feel so unsatisfied.
And if I miss a little bit of the Mulligan meeting, just cover for me, all right?
we could have just stayed home.
He still has till morning to make good.
So you see what I'm saying? No fooling around. It's highway time.
But she knew... She knew the life I had to lead.
- What are you... What? - What the hell's going on over here, Stu?
Come here.
All right, $300, that's your cut.
Jerry, you keep hanging around...hanging around You’ve got alligator blood.
You must feel proud and good.
SO WHAT DO WE NEED FOR KAM?
l... I never knew you had to calculate so much at cards.
Pay dat man his money
Well...
People insist on calling it luck
Go away
They wear their tells like signs around their necks.
- Just mind your own business. - You comin' up?
You aint celebrating your birthday until you catch yourself a good hanger
I just caught his eye by reading his hand, that's all.
Not me 'cause I just wanna do it to myself
Give that man his rate cuts
No fooling around it's 14th Amendment § 4 Time
Almost Two Weeks Now All in or Fold...Please do so ASAP
Discard culls, pickup culls, overhand run ups, the Double Duke...
Well, I got some bad news for ya, Worm. I'm out on my own now.
I'm down to the felt, Knish. I lost everything.
SO WHAT DO WE NEED FOR KAM?
I feel so unsatisfied
- Johnny Chan, the master. - Poor Seidel. Kid doesn't know what hit him.
Just checkin' it up, baby one more time for you
until he pissed off the wrong guy and someone dropped a garbage can on his head.
I'll call. What do you got?
It’s a fucking joke anyway.
Most of those Georges are at the tail end of a 36-hour session.
[CAR DRIVING AWAY]
Sorry Kruse I don’t remember
We just steer clear of the city for a while.
"He Says The Juice Has Been Running The Entire Time On My Ten."
I just started coming back, so...
Okay, okay. Let's let the cards do the talking.
Does he look like a man beaten by field goals?
So you take this money...
I love J.D., this is his opinion and it’s fine if you disagree. If one opinion makes you totally change your opinion of someone, well, I’m not sure what to tell you.
So don't fuck around. You gotta play on your belly.
If it's good enough to call, you gotta be in there raising, all right?
Generally, the rule is, the nicer the guy, the poorer the card player.
You sat down with the Mad Russian and he emptied your pockets?
I mean, fuck that guy.
Oh, what, that fuckin' Knish rat me out?
Puk me? Puk you!
Checkin' it up until the pile hits the sky
you go into hock for more.
I will eat a roll
My Plans
- Don't tease me. - Let's play some fuckin' cards.
He told me anytime I wanted a game when I got out, just look up his nephew.
But all I’m really thinking about is Vandy and the freaking Mirage
- Hey, listen. - What?
because all the New York rounders are taking care of the tourists here.
Pay Him Pay that man Jeff his money
No money? There's gotta be some money.
- No. - Hell, yeah, I'm gonna play.
The out law Josie Wales He always doubles back for a friend
- How you doing? - Good.
All your dreams...
Get up.
Oh, I think we both know I'm no lawyer.
You'll be back in the game before you know it.
See, I had this picture in my head.
Bad fudgement.
Is that Fat Greggie sitting 20-40? The game's that soft?
Yeah, it will be a real blood bath in November At KGB’s place
Get up. Get off your ass. We're done. Come on.
Every Bills fan right now.
It's the only game going right now.
Okay. [Clears Throat] Well, you were looking for that third three,
- Yeah, everybody ready? Fourth Street. - Yes, sir.
- Get the fuck outta here. $15,000? - Seriously, Joey.