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what did you just say?
They're on vacation in France
Oh, right.
Ew, Ted.
No, I'm, I'm from New York.
Really? Are you sure?
Oh, yeah, but that one's not for rent.
Wendy,
1421.
So perky and full of life and not at all fake.
Jump! Jump!
Aren't you taking the bar tomorrow?
you start outgrowing certain parts of your life.
Lily and Marshall went to the mortgage broker...
My name is Lily and I'm a shopaholic.
I'm glad.
Baby, this whole neighborhood is downwind of the sewage treatment plant.
What up?
Dowisetrepla is the up-and-coming neighborhood.
Oh.
that he had made three big mistakes in his life.
Yes! Congratulations! That's awesome!
we're not getting the place.
tell him you saw a ghost. Tell him it's haunted.
Thank you, guys, for coming down here so quickly.
It's for sale.
And apparently money's tight now, so...
but, boy, did that guy have commitment issues.
Not Lily and Marshall, no way.
We got in a pretty big fight.
You really don't know Marshall at all.
noon and 1:00.
Oh, actually we live on the Upper West Side, so...
The million-dollar question.
Well.. I'm just saying as your wife,
Hey.
There it is!
You heard me shaving!
I know what they were fighting about,
Yeah,
I didn't...
get divorced.
I know, I know, I know, I know,
Because I know it makes you feel good and pretty.
- Dowisetrepla? - Yeah.
Is what Marshall should have said.