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- Get up. - Spoilsport.
drag him home and hit him with the hammer till he agrees to come back.
- That’s lovely. - This is fun.
I mean, can he make you puke?
(Fred) There they are. Which one of you two did it? Was it you?
Ah!
So what are you going to do about him?
Lizzie, is our romantic salad ready?
Yes, you may in just a minute. We don’t eat food off the floor.
Who do you think you are George marrying Faye bang Oh no what did you do faye come on i'll take you to the hell hospital we've just chopped Marley up come on
well fred i told you the stopper only a couple of boing boing things but janie's houseboat! you wrecked it! and i asked you nicely. (whacks violinist repedetly) no i don't wanna know this time you evil, slap! yoy--ow! you have slaps and i have good lawyers.
- What? - What?
Who does this guy think he is, playing around with a married woman?
I don’t have a child.
George look do do do do do skylim skulymp i'm sick it's really sick bkfkfk do do do do do do Boing good riddance marriage you rolled into the church seating row
I’ll be back in a moment with your pill.
Hey, that’s my car!
- Ow! - Goodbye forever. I hope you die horribly.
You may have Drop Dead Fred. I have Dr Ryland.
That’s the piece, Matthew. You’ve finished it.
Shh. Shh!
All in one lunch hour?
Janie, if I go home, he’s bound to be there.
Hey, snot face, look. Ink.
The best thing is for me to go and live with Annabelle.
Just forget her. Just say the magic words.
Look at my horrid, stupid haircut, everybody.
All right. Fine. Say the magic words and I’ll piss off.
I’m so sorry, Your Honour. I lost my money, my car, my husband.
Picking fights and slamming doors how does it feel? I wonder why on your last straw It's like we keep coming back for more is it just our bodies? are we bothlosing our minds? is it the only reason you're holding me tonight cause we're scared to be lonely?
I'm your fella, Annabella
- Yes. - Yes what?
- I can’t touch anything? - No. OK?
A-A-A-chooo!
Vodka and pants pie. God knows what else.
- You said Oh, Annabelle. - That’s impossible.
Oh.
i don't know how to cry i don't know how to work my problems it's like being trapped in a four-bolted locked wall of torment i don't know how to get over it it's ok it's alright we'll work our problems out it'all be ok in the end
I’m sorry. Excuse me.
- I know, but this will take one minute. - There’s no way anyone can see her.
Go to Hell Herman! Argh!
When the haters Start that celebrating
We did it. I told you it would work. Brilliant.
- You must have thought I was crazy. - Not at all.
roxy wake up!
Look snotface. ink! Let's write something on the carpet! Let's write, Jono sucks!
- With what? - Oh, yeah. Well, I’ll eat her head, then.
Bronsexuals explanations... What A Pile Of Shit
Queen's Quest Symphony Of Death
She’s going through a difficult time and she is a friend.
We haven’t got time. We have to get you back with Charles and I can do it.
Oh, my God.
Darling...
- And then we’ll cut her head off. - With scissors.
I had to come back and I can’t get home again until you’re happy. Why don’t you get happy?
Butthurt haters shouting nonsense... What A Pile Of Shit
I should never have let my mother know how much she could hurt me.
OK?
Right, that’s it. I hate you.
Surround yourself with light.
I’m going to be at work till lunch, then I’ll be back.
I must be dreaming.
Charles, this is really...
Secrets Of Great Queens Old Tower
(Fred) Wake up!
There he is.
If you ever touch this again, I’ll throw it in the trash.
- Fred, let’s just behave ourselves. - Sure. Not a problem.
It was just a joke.
- They’ve cut the phone line. - Oh, my God!
Uh!
Grown up?
There.
Quick.
George what have you used to wax your legs Veet or Nair or Veetos Boing good riddance faye you get a bikini wax too
He can be really sweet sometimes.
(Judge) Counsel, advise your client to keep his remarks to himself.
A note, Elizabeth, to you.
Not dolls. How about hide-and-seek?
- Pigeon pie for you. - Fred, stop!
- Fred. - You’re going to be sorry.
I’m staying here tonight. I’m staying here tonight.
No one believed me.
"Cuddling Is For Teddy Bears"
- We didn’t even get to play spin the bottle. - I got upset.
Right.
- Yes, I am. - If you’re so happy, why am I still here?
Elizabeth. Lizzie.
- It’s not going to work. - How many times have you tried it?
Haven’t got a husband! Haven’t got a husband!
You Up?
- No, you’re not, you’re staying. - No, Mother, this time I’m definitely going.
- and the... - The Fred.
Oh?
The damage to the room was incredible.
Janie.
Snot Face u r!!