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I know what’s best for me. You have to stop treating me like I’m your enemy.
Fred, come back.
Yeah, sure. I’ll just touch that one.
Yeah.
Grace look you wasted it and you'll waste I need your help At three in the morning? I couldn't sleep I hear you knocking but you can't come in Murray's in there you can't stay long
Fred!
Janie, hold on. Hold on a second. I'm just gonna get some change.
Did they live happily ever after?
- Who? Drop Dead? - An imaginary friend I had as a child.
The little games we used to play.
- Elizabeth? - Yeah, it’s me, Mother.
You’ve been playing with him, haven’t you?
(Clattering)
- I didn’t do anything to her. - You said the same thing then.
An old friend and I don’t mean you.
I don’t know.
Oh!
Exactly
No. Look, it’s OK. It’s all been great to me.
Ha! Ouch.
- Excuse me. Yes, I have. - Did not.
What happened?
OK. Now.
Nothing. Would you come sit here with me, Mother?
Repeat after me. I don’t need a man to complete my life.
Fred? What did you do, give this Fred a key?
Nine, maybe ten. I love it.
But on the way there, I caught cornflakes disease.
- That never happened. - It didn’t happen, but you wanted it to.
- All I know is what you did with her on our sofa. - Lizzie, I'm sorry.
Don’t eat the napkin, dear. I’ve got a black belt and I could break you like that.
I did this self-actualising workshop and they taught us that pain is your friend.
(Plops in cup)
I don’t know what to say.
NIGEL DONT DIE
He’s just a total and utter girl, isn’t he?
- It’s very purple. - Annabelle.
No, listen. Would you listen? I am in control with Lizzie.
Don’t you ever be like her.
Mother, do you remember when I was little I had this friend? He was make-believe.
- Boo! Hello, snot face! - Argh!
What is wrong with you?
Ate dog poo yet George dear? Boing good riddance Faye
And a pair of your pants. We’re making pants pie.
- Do you work here? - No.
I really thought that Charles wanted me back.
- Mickey. Goodness. - Yeah!
Jessue*
goodbye.
See that? Promise.
(Mouths)
Let’s go.
You can’t stay here, though.
- Not like you can. - Nah.
How about the silverware service? A complete mystery to me but was completely ruined.
- Michael, take your foot out of my door. - Oh...
The evil one reigns supreme.
- Nigel, do it. - No, I won’t.
What just happened…?! Please don’t look at me!
No. No. No!
If you're a good little girl, your candidate will win
Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger (2011-2012)
Snot face.
or give her a kiss good night.
Fred, what are you doing here?
You’re getting good at this. Let’s go.
Come on. Snot face, let’s go.
(Fred) Aha!
OOPS forgot underwear
Where is he?
Yeah. For a girl.
flair out of fuck just get it out my hair gotta get it out my hair! gotta get it out my hair! cause it was just a dick and i knew got me going mad sitting on it's chair just get out my hair! bomb you can't see the fact that teeth are done thought plastic bobbies meant you cry over with parts bigger than your dog is when i knew everyone you got hot you got hotties
Yes, but before that he was interesting.
She trusts me.
- It’s been 20 years. - At least.
- I’m just describing what I saw. - Everybody has strange friends, even you.
Just look in there. Please.
Is he the violent type?
It was three years... in June.
T
You’re fired.
oh no gladioli
I’m not a coward. Have they gone?
- I’m sorry, Pol. - Stand still. I’ll clean it later.
What?
Hey, we were all a little afraid of your mother.
SNOT FACE, WAKE UP!
- I’m not afraid of the megabeast. - I’m not either.
Aye aye, Captain.
When you warned him about your large ba-donka-donk and thunder thighs but he still insists on a "full sit"
May I have some cereal?
- I’m not criticising. - You are.
- That’s probably where the diamonds are hidden. - Yeah! Great idea.
I realise you’re feeling pretty conflicted right now.
Nothing beats heartly congrats
It was funny. I didn’t know whether I should hold her hand when we walked down the street
Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
Well... I know how much you... hate the word divorce