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I’m not afraid of you!
Janie, I’m so sorry.
Elizabeth, are you behaving in there?
Charles, this is really important to me.
Whoa!
- Really? - Yeah, really.
How do you know?
Shit yourself?
That’s so Namby Pamby.
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Parables Parables everywhere...
Why not? Do they make you sick or stupid? I’ll take them. I’m Fred.
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What am I doing?
Joyce took her teeth out george boing boing yes difkgngkeoeofdjsbackofmeheadsnomehdjedmdleldkdkdlwoskzone Yes electricshockerzoneskskdkdkdktmfkglgogogkb gotta boing me kids first kdkfkv lgeorge, kvfkv grannys boingy face kdkdocodlckskdl
Now that we’re home, everything is perfect.
You get a Nikon J349220 and you get a Nikon J349220 Everyone gets a Nikon J349220
Wait till the first one was good yes i'm talking about wangfujing No that's the last straw now get your own baby formula you won't be out at all you'll stay in the hotel room until i smack the shitty stuffing out of you ok last warning no more now
She’s absolutely insane.
You’re here.
Da da-da da-da-da da!
1 1
Men like me.
Hey, I’m your fella, Annabelle.
Look, you’ve got to be what you want to be.
i can't talk unless it's something positive that's right how's your laxatives going? he asked me how my laxatives are going. i've competely switched myself off from you now. you've got nice hair whered's you-- no sorry! get those bracelets did your husband-- no no! don't touch me! remember what happened the last time you touched me? oh yeah.
Apparently nothing.
He’s one of the country’s leading experts in dealing with the imaginary-friend syndrome.
- Yes, thank you. - That’s better.
I forgot to give you something.
No, not always.
Your problem is you’re no fun anymore. You’ve turned into your mother.
My head! The megabitch squashed my head!
And who do you think the killer's next victim might be? Dragomiroff she'd do well to cut that bracelet right to pierce God's heart and she was seen in passing muttering to herself.
- I’m perfect the way that I am. - I hate Charles.
That was great. That make you feel better?
- He was so real. - He was real all right. Really out of control.
I had to come back and I can’t get home again until you’re happy. Why don’t you get happy?
What’s the matter?
- Not... - Yes.
welcome to the perth lotterywest kiosk! wanna free balloon? thanks it reads "get some powerball problems". thanks (takes to bathroom in myer and pops) oh that's better! thanks for letting me do that with you carmelia! you're welcome ashley!
Lakers fans excuses... What A Pile Of Shit
Oh, no. Mickey fart pants. Who let him grow up?
I can fix that.
Peekaboo, yeah. I play that with Natalie all the time.
Hey, Fred!
Mm-hm.
- Don’t step on that carpet. I had it shampooed. - Yes, Mother.
No, don’t take work away from me
(Clock ticking)
- I didn’t. - No, you did. I saw you do that.
I have butt! Naked
Yeah, Fred. Just went out of me.
- I tell you something? - What?
Yeah!
He’s very good with children.
Fred!
Er, I didn’t mean for it...
(Mouths)
Charles.
- Snot face, you are looking great. - I am?
Amigos.
- This would be good for the wine gala. - It looks like a big bruise.
Don’t spend any more money on Charles. Elizabeth, I’ll see you later anyway.
I love him.
The bitch. She squashed my head.
When you warned him about your large ba-donka-donk and thunder thighs but he still insists on a "full sit"
- Hi, Fred. - You’re completely wrong cos I don’t love you.
- I never knew a barge was worth this much? - Not a barge. A river condominium.
Oh.
Sure. This is going to be great. We’ll sail the seven seas.
- But I want you to come back with me. - That’s just tough.
Fred, he’s getting away.
Hello. It, me.
Where? What?
Used to live down the street when we were little kids.
Just do it, no brain.
Whee!
(Fred) If you come back, I promise we’ll run away together.
Dog poo
You got married? You mean you’ve been doing it like the pigeons? No.
This is great. I looooove sun-dried tomatoes.
george us boingarow boings are back in business to boing more grandma snells than ever before and there's nothing you can do to stop us! ha! ha! ha! boing one boing two boing three that's a boingarow, you'll be boingarowed in jail.
- Just relax. Let’s have a nice lunch. - OK.
Yeah, well, we’re not scared of you, fatso.
Ow!
Snot face, please help.
Well, you know.
A guy’s coming up the stairs. I’m going to ask him what he wants.
...
Whoever taught her how to do it is going to get flattened.