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yes i'm nicole johnston i give myself a slap in the fac and chop myself up and throw myslf onto the freeway i'm dead now because i used to work as a bloddy gohic hippie prsonal trainer so don't talk about cigarettes wih me or julie cottl is that clear? yes good now sex out!
OK, Lizzie.
(Stops)
- I am the pirate who doesn’t touch anything. - That’s right.
- OK. - Here I go. I’m making it.
I’m going to hide in a place where you’ll never find me. Bye-bye.
well i'm not gonna bloddy cigarette in your face! good i'm not forcing you too don't it's bad for your health and against the law anyway.
New york 2021
When you find a new bruise
- Did not, did not, did not! - I did, I did, I did!
God, that hurts so much when I say it out loud.
Why?
Mm-hm.
- Pain makes you interesting. - Janie.
George I told you just do boing boing to get rid of your laxy husband Boing good riddance Faye and I told you to work on the toxic cupcake recipe
- He’s such an animal. - You mean he goes all night?
Snot face, wake up. Wake up!
Ooh!
What would that be in this particular situation?
(Charles) I miss our mornings.
Marc wake up look! No mate shut up I'm not moving!
She’s a lot to handle. She’s a lot like you used to be.
Tonight’s dinner
I can’t.
I’m grown up.
I’m just going to borrow this. I’ll be back in a second.
- Everything I own is on that boat. - It’s all still there.
When the haters start celebrating
I found that when I was hiding in the garden shed.
- I don’t want anything to do with it. It’s not right. - All right. I’ll do it.
What was that?
Glues. OK. It’s perfect.
Snot face Wake up
i heard you say that you wanted me i didn't know about your love i feel that it must have been love but it's over now it must have been love but it's over now and when i felt your touch it was lovely i was alone but it must have been love but it's over now
Mr Pooh.
Let’s go.
Happy Birthday snotface!
Boo - Look What Fred Did... ROFLMAO
- Take the top off. - OK.
I believed you. It was just that no one else could see him but you.
Cobwebs!
(Snoring)
- What is Puttanesca? - My dress.
(Music speeds up)
Leave him.
- Is this for me? - Get me an axe.
I am playing with my friends.
Man the lifeboats!
and hide them where no one will ever find them, including us.
You always tell me to look on the bright side of things.
- What is it? - Look.
♪ All along the side, all up here, lovely, lovely smelly dog poo ♪
You were absolutely right. We can’t go on.
- Will Charles be there? - Yeah.
- OK. Come on. - The coast is clear.
The Megabitch Squashed My Head!
(Woman) Sorry, Your Honour. May we finally proceed?
My intestines. Not my intestines!
Come on!
(Squelch)
- I didn’t want anybody to walk on my carpet. - Yeah, I know.
- Harpoon him through the head? - Brilliant.
Don’t go. It’s going great.
Where’s the fire truck and the rest of the toys?
Oh, yeah...
- Are there any side effects? - None.
Lakers fans excuses...
I’m going.
Yeah. So did I.
The megabitch. Let me at her!
georgegette have you laxed? nope sorry! i'm not talking to you now i've competely switched myself off from you now had your chance sorry.
Darling, you need me.
- No. - Good.
I’ve never heard anything so disgusting in all my life.
Wake up.
I think that’s him.
Great. Maybe you should give me that inkwell first.
- Lizzie, shouldn’t you be having lunch? - This is important.
- Why do you call him Drop Dead Fred? - Because that’s his name, Daddy.
- What did you touch? - The red one.
- Like me? - Yeah.
I never do anything right.
Catch.
I do?
Charlie!
- Shit yourself? - God, I thought you were dead.
No, I don’t remember her. I forgot everything about her. She made me puke.
Laxatives and boing boing Faye knows you marry Boing good riddance and i know you find a wife
Charles.
Just a moment. Could the court reporter approach the bench, please?
I think I heard something.
- Is that him? - Mm-hm.
Just lift curve and under And see
and you didn’t even bother coming to look for me.
and, um, the spirit...
Let her take these after meals and before bed.
She's only a kid you know don't upset her you evil fuck fatty Alright i'll kill myself
I didn’t say it right. Fred?