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Do you remember the time you and Fred came over to borrow my father’s electric shaver?
He’s driving me crazy. It’s like he’s my best friend and yet I’m scared to death of him.
Fred?
- I did. - You did not.
Now it’s time to make our getaway through here.
Come on.
Only with me.
I felt like I was back in high school again.
i love fried rice!
I think a car should represent its owner, don’t you?
- All right. Let’s get Charles back. I'll help you. - OK.
Oh, Charlie.
I just think I’d like to be one of them. OK?
- I don’t think I said that. - Yes.
She told you to piss off! What are you deaf?
Just one more thing. Love, Charlie.
Wow.
- I don’t hear you. - It’s important. He’s worse than the megabeast.
Pirates!
- Hm? About what? - This Drop Dead Fred business.
- Fred! - It’s either him or me, Elizabeth.
Look at Elvis.
So that must make you cry. Well, now I know what to do.
And Drop Dead Fred is going to teach me how to cook today.
You are so sick. You know what? I don’t want an imaginary friend any more.
If somebody else could see Drop Dead Fred, then I’d know I’m not crazy.
I guess I'll stay in the apartment but, Janie, I really want him back.
No, get me a chainsaw. I’m going to slice her into tiny pieces.
No, no, no! Yes, yes, yes.
You’re driving me crazy. Please just get out of my life.
Fred thought he'd drop in and say Happy Birthday
What did you do?
- I’m sorry. - So am I.
Kerri gone stole ma Tires
What do you think, he shits in the corner, he eats with his paws? You can’t stay here.
He’s waving at us. Wave or he might do something awful.
- Thanks. - I think I was six when we moved away.
Give me it. No, don’t take him away from me.
Now.
Don’t you agree, Nigel?
Hang on. This isn’t how the pigeons do it You’re supposed to stamp on her head and peck her.
Oh!
george i really told ya not to get a rope and tie it to your head and skip to the flushy with it in a celtic knot! boing good riddance faye you farriounlloonk!
- Not bad, huh? - Beautiful.
It’s more than your father did when he left. Does he say anything else?
You don’t want to let her take the green ones.
I’ll be right back.
So you’re all alone and you’re all unhappy.
What am I doing?
Die! You’re dead, little man!
Pants pie can’t save me now. The only thing that can save me is a mud pie.
Drop Dead Fred...
Get up. Get up.
i'm not married! i'm not married! i'm not married! you know i think she wanted a furby
You did more than agree. It was your idea and you were right.
Look out. It’s the witch. Come on. Quick.
- We’re not five any more. - I know.
- Did so. - You did not.
It... It sank.
She’s regressed to where these children are.
There’s nothing I can do.
Not dolls cos we’re grown-ups now.
There he is.
- He’s the wrong man for you. - I don’t want to hear it.
What a pile of shit
Ashura is here
.
- My little Chardonnay. - There you are.
Wait…! What just happened?! Please don’t look at me!
No, you see, I think it should definitely be more like mine.
I know.
We don’t have to be afraid any more.
For you, my love.