Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(Woman) Disgusting!
This is great. The whole gang’s here. Let’s have a sick contest!
- Let’s go. - Thanks.
- Elizabeth Cronin? - Yeah.
- you give me a lift? - Absolutely. Come on.
L㋛L... When You Fail At Dodging Dog Poo
Mickey, I’m so sorry. I hope I didn’t get you into trouble.
(Officer) Stay down here.
Nothing yet.
And you know what will happen
This car looks great topless.
Hey!
Well, I don’t think that works.
and the least recalled product in the world award goes to... frozen berries!
What is with your hair? Is there a Marilyn Quayle lookalike contest?
I promise.
- And I’ll eat the rest of her. - Yeah! And then we’ll get up...
- And you did it. - I did?
Snot face, come here.
Nice catch. OK. Hide your eyes and count to a million.
And we’ll poo her all over the table cos we’re not afraid of anything. Yeah!
- Graggy. - Hey, Fred, hold this.
Oh, no, gladiolas.
I don’t love anyone cos love’s for girls and girls are disgusting.
I hid all night in the stupid garden shed
I’m...
I wrote the note.
He’s not pretend. He’s Drop Dead Fred.
Just wet dreams.
Ugh! I’m sorry I'm going to have to be sick all over you. Lie down. Hang on.
The Legacy Forgotten Gates
That’s what friends are for, even imaginary ones.
That’s for ruining the one schtup I get a month when Murray’s wife is out of town!
Of course it is.
Could someone grab a hold of this?
Ouch!
Go on.
It’s just... not so near the top of the water.
- There’s a problem. Charles isn’t coming. - What do you mean?
What A Pile Of Shit
OK.
Hello, Jemima. Hello, Angelique. Hello. You’re going to die. Ah!
What a pile Of $&!t
Shh!
Do it to them, Murray.
Witch Hunters Stolen Beauty
- Why not? - Remember Go-Go Mouth?
Dinner is ready my love
Yeah.
Elizabeth. My God.
OK. Why did you do that?
I like him a lot better than I used to.
What a pile of shit.
OK. I’m ready.
Got a stupid haircut!
- Go away. - You want me to go away?
OK.
She might cut your head off.
- I’m not afraid of you. - You can’t go in there.
Wake up. Look what I’ve done.
It’ll be the most romantic, wonderful, romantic... romantic salad.
It’s a burglar bag.
Specifics, don’t you? What is it? It’s gone now.
Don’t take him away from me!
L㋛L... When You Fail At Dodging Dog Poo
Pirates!
i'm sorry i snapped i'll care for you you poor soul evil brendan burns! he's been vanquished. what a worthless burn absolute worthless burn! yes you can have the cutters darling. thank you tox tox up old jo yes cutters!
When you fail at dodging Dog poo
Oh!
That is a very strange young lady.
Well, I dated her three or four times.
- Don’t say things like that now, Fred. - Lizzie.
- I won’t touch that one. I’ll touch that one. - Nothing.
Murray is here one night a month. You had to pick tonight.
- A game? - Yeah, a game, like we used to, in the old days.
You just don’t know how to make a marriage work.
Drop Dead Fred just...
You shouldn’t say things like that about your mother.
Shh. Shh.
Hello?
How I learn a new system
No!
Hello How
- Where to? - To the party.
Great.. I love fried rice!
Very nice.
I forgot to give you something.
Yes, it’s hard to look on the bright side but...
- Mud pie. - Is that supposed to be a joke?
The warriors win and You start that celebrating
He was way out of control.
It’s not ready yet. We need lots of other things. We need cornflakes and orange juice. Beautiful.
Janie!
we’re grown-ups now
When you get home But realise you have stepped in dog poo again
(Plinks)