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and I'm gonna kill that bastard!
you ruined everything
Happy holidays!
What?
Okay, you got a deal.
Okay.
I can if you want to join AA, eh?
I don't know, boys, he's in rough shape.
That was a disaster.
All right, Brian. Let's do this.
Uh, sir?
Come on, now.
Oh, so you are with Triple A?
Do you have a brother?
You can't call the cops on Santa.
Lulu
Brian, how long do you think we've been driving?
to be neutered in two days?
I'm Santa.
This is ridiculous... We are not going to the North Pole.
Triple A, you know? AAA.
Me? I didn't do this.
Look at the toxic waste we're producing.
But an hour and a half, Brian!
wild dogs and gas stations without pumps.
♪ every smile makes it all worthwhile? ♪
♪ All those dreams are nightmares ♪
No, I mean, it looks like you need a part, eh?
Move over.
Except for Santa's wife
Well, at least we're done
does anyone want to buy some pot?
There's two apartment buildings on this block alone!
Eh, just some stupid stuff went down.
You might need a hose, eh?
♪ because Christmastime is killing us! ♪
♪ There's too much to do. ♪
No, it's... It's in the yard.
♪ I just want a wedding ring ♪
Oh, my God, are... Are you all right?
If all of us everywhere can just cut back our demands
What?
Local officials are going with the theory
Wait. What are you doing?
Well, there isn't a great deal of sport in that.
You know, those... Those aren't socks and underwear
I'm just holding it. Is this the trigger?
They don't know how much time she has left.
Oh, interesting. Interesting theory, Brian.
Look, they're all eating each other, anyway!
I'll tell you who we are... The lucky ones.
You gonna tell me that Elmo isn't real?
Well, drunk or not, can you help us?
but he sure wasn't what they expected.
The world failed Santa.
Sailor Moon Help help
I will not be deterred.
- What's the matter? - We're out of gas.
Okay, let's go see Santa Claus.
Say yes to life, Brian!
Mommy!
Ow! You bitch!
He can't keep this pace up anymore.
and I want a Magna Doodle and a new Uno game
♪ And a little drummer boy. ♪