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Well, drunk or not, can you help us?
Oh, so you are with Triple A?
does anyone want to buy some pot?
Happy holidays!
♪ every smile makes it all worthwhile? ♪
Come on, now.
and I want a Magna Doodle and a new Uno game
Move over.
All right, Brian. Let's do this.
I'll tell you who we are... The lucky ones.
He can't keep this pace up anymore.
I don't know, boys, he's in rough shape.
Oh, my God, are... Are you all right?
Oh, interesting. Interesting theory, Brian.
♪ All those dreams are nightmares ♪
You might need a hose, eh?
Look, they're all eating each other, anyway!
♪ I just want a wedding ring ♪
No, I mean, it looks like you need a part, eh?
Wait. What are you doing?
Okay, you got a deal.
but he sure wasn't what they expected.
But an hour and a half, Brian!
Okay.
I'm Santa.
I'm just holding it. Is this the trigger?
What?
Well, at least we're done
Uh, sir?
You know, those... Those aren't socks and underwear
You gonna tell me that Elmo isn't real?
I can if you want to join AA, eh?
you ruined everything
Well, there isn't a great deal of sport in that.
If all of us everywhere can just cut back our demands
to be neutered in two days?
Okay, let's go see Santa Claus.
The world failed Santa.
Mommy!
Do you have a brother?
Except for Santa's wife
♪ because Christmastime is killing us! ♪
wild dogs and gas stations without pumps.
Eh, just some stupid stuff went down.
Ow! You bitch!
Triple A, you know? AAA.
Sailor Moon Help help
What?
That was a disaster.
No, it's... It's in the yard.
I will not be deterred.
You can't call the cops on Santa.
and I'm gonna kill that bastard!
This is ridiculous... We are not going to the North Pole.
Local officials are going with the theory
♪ There's too much to do. ♪
They don't know how much time she has left.
Me? I didn't do this.
Lulu
Say yes to life, Brian!
Look at the toxic waste we're producing.
♪ And a little drummer boy. ♪
- What's the matter? - We're out of gas.
There's two apartment buildings on this block alone!
Brian, how long do you think we've been driving?