Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ We can get out of any mess ♪
Daddy, I want a drink of water.
a negative attitude. I just...
I'm gonna see the workshop, pet a few reindeer,
Besides, we don't need 'em.
Not like that you're not.
The workload destroys them,
This was never about Christmas presents, Brian.
which has turned the reindeer into wild, feral creatures
All right, come on, let's get out of here!
I don't know. We'd better think of something.
to carry out his plan to kill Santa Claus.
♪ I'll tell you what, shove your list up your butt ♪
Then the reindeer eat them,
Look, Stewie, if you'd just listen for a sec...
and we completely blew it.
I need help with the car.
You... want me to kill you?
that legally binds me to same.
♪ Then I'd go out skating. ♪
We'll make sure there's a Christmas this year.
♪ I want a Lexus all in pink, ♪
I'll be with Allah soon.
Our story begins in Quahog just before Christmastime.
It's Christmas Eve.
wheres is could Cop
has overwhelmed him.
What other kid?
Hello, Santa? Put Chevy on the naughty list for life. The End!
All right, this should do for the night.
I started with one family of magic elves,
Okay, look at this.
Stewie, just pull yourself together.
for we are taking a bus tour of Providence and other places.
Oh, I see. Yeah, looks like you got some water leakage.
I'm Ron MacFarlane, Seth MacFarlane's father.
All right, let's go to the North Pole.
Hey.
How am I doing today, Gary Busey?
and she took a turn for the worse.
I just need to catch my breath.
Hey, wait, look! There's Quagmire, way up front.
- Are you serious? - Quite.
Oh, get off your soap box, Brian.
I got eight mediocre things.
Brian?!
Our top story today... Santa Claus skips Christmas.
Now help me move this guy's body!
and everyone just takes him for granted.
and this is Rosalyn, a friend of our daughter Jane's.
middle-of-the-night feeding
Well, what are we supposed to do now?
who the hell do you think you are?
Fingers all bleed... And look, I just peed!
Yeah, 'cause he can have anyone he wants, and she knows that!
Do you think I'm an idiot?! Huh? Do you?
I need your car.
Mommy!
How about you, kids?