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We'll make sure there's a Christmas this year.
Brian?!
and she took a turn for the worse.
Fingers all bleed... And look, I just peed!
and we completely blew it.
I don't know. We'd better think of something.
middle-of-the-night feeding
What other kid?
Look, Stewie, if you'd just listen for a sec...
wheres is could Cop
which has turned the reindeer into wild, feral creatures
Oh, I see. Yeah, looks like you got some water leakage.
Do you think I'm an idiot?! Huh? Do you?
- Are you serious? - Quite.
I'm gonna see the workshop, pet a few reindeer,
All right, this should do for the night.
You... want me to kill you?
All right, let's go to the North Pole.
Hey.
♪ We can get out of any mess ♪
Hey, wait, look! There's Quagmire, way up front.
Yeah, 'cause he can have anyone he wants, and she knows that!
I got eight mediocre things.
All right, come on, let's get out of here!
Hello, Santa? Put Chevy on the naughty list for life. The End!
Besides, we don't need 'em.
and everyone just takes him for granted.
Stewie, just pull yourself together.
Not like that you're not.
has overwhelmed him.
and this is Rosalyn, a friend of our daughter Jane's.
This was never about Christmas presents, Brian.
for we are taking a bus tour of Providence and other places.
Daddy, I want a drink of water.
Well, what are we supposed to do now?
Okay, look at this.
to carry out his plan to kill Santa Claus.
Oh, get off your soap box, Brian.
Mommy!
I just need to catch my breath.
I need help with the car.
I need your car.
a negative attitude. I just...
Our top story today... Santa Claus skips Christmas.
♪ I'll tell you what, shove your list up your butt ♪
that legally binds me to same.
♪ Then I'd go out skating. ♪
I'm Ron MacFarlane, Seth MacFarlane's father.
who the hell do you think you are?
Then the reindeer eat them,
How am I doing today, Gary Busey?
Our story begins in Quahog just before Christmastime.
♪ I want a Lexus all in pink, ♪
I'll be with Allah soon.
It's Christmas Eve.
Now help me move this guy's body!
I started with one family of magic elves,
The workload destroys them,
How about you, kids?