Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

is that this man is sick.

- Why not? - Because there's no such...

In and out of this house and onto the next one.

Very sick. And he needs our help.

Yeah, yeah. And I want a Charles in Charge lunch box

and we're kind of on our way to the North Pole.

One Christmas gift a year for each one of us.

First of all, we're not even Santa anymore.

Yeah, but you're not supposed to eat all of it.

I'm gonna rewrap this bat for, um, Johnny.

'cause it'd be really soft,

Oh, my God, we're in the wrong house.

♪ as the holiday feeling was filling us. ♪

♪ Can't you see that ♪

Year after year.

under their Christmas trees.

Oh, I got a flock of birds

♪ I want a Blu-Ray of The Wiz. ♪

Well, I can probably take you to a gas station, eh?

Maybe, but there is one thing we can do.

take a few pictures of me and Santa,

and we have to deliver to the whole rest of the world!

MOMMY NOOOOOOO YOURE DEAD NOW I WILL KILL MYSELF BECAUSE ALL THATS LEFT IS MY ABUSIVE DAD AND I HATE MYSELF BECAUSE IM A WHORISH WHORE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GOODBYE WORLD rip kid 2016-2022

♪ And while you think it's swell we are toiling in Hell. ♪

I'm sure we can work... something... out.

Yo, yo, what's up, y'alls?

I'm gonna make a sandwich, get some chips or something.

I could have been killed!

The workload of filling our Christmas lists

Did you just eat that whole cookie off the mantel?

I don't (bleep) know.

♪ But now instead all we're feeling is dread ♪

Glenn? Glenn Quagmire?

Joe, did you get any Christmas presents?!

You're coming in too fast! Look out!

Maybe you should put that back.

♪ Now they're on crack, and it feels like Iraq ♪

Doctor, you've got to do something for him.

Good! Then I'll keep it up!

♪ We have something else called Gishgemfloofneer! ♪

We're here. We're at the North Pole.

I am so excited to see Santa Claus.

Yeah, that's what I said... AA, eh?

Hey, wait... Wait, buddy, buddy,

Um, who else isn't real, hmm?

a nocturnal breast-feeding from Lois,

That's why you broke in through the window.

No. No, we didn't fail Santa.

wild dogs and gas stations without pumps.

Christmas is doomed.

♪ That's all I really want for Christmas this year! ♪