Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The way reality turned its back on Gary Busey.
I won't, Brian!
Police Sergeant-Hey, who the hell are you?
- Robert! - Well, it's true.
Get out of here, Brian.
You could spend the night there
Screw that.
I'm calling the cops.
All right, according to this map,
I'll tell you who we are... The lucky ones.
I am sensing an eeyore footnote here.
Oh, my God, Stewie, you all right?
Now they're just a sickly race of mutated genetic disasters.
Hell, I... I didn't even think he existed until last night.
Nobody vomits at the North Pole!
Her family life is rough,
♪ And with Santa's love there's nothing to fear. ♪
♪ Also Chutes and Ladders and a ball! ♪
Where's Dan?
♪ Poo on you, it's not enough! ♪
All right, Stewie, let's go get the sleigh ready.
Well, you know, you know why nothing works out for you, Brian?
What the hell! Why isn't it moving?
♪ Platinum-plated silverware. ♪
Look at my car!
Fox Movie Channel! 12 years old!
but why... Why don't you just sit down,
that were too tired to fly back north.
There's no presents under the tree!
I thought you had them.
and ask for only one Christmas present every year,
Well, you know, if you had just taken me
- I have a nail in my anus. - Oh.
Sorry. I'm done.
but I don't see how that matters here.
Aw, man.
♪ wearing nothing but their socks ♪
Of all the malls in this great country of ours,
Who's this little guy? Huh? Is this your nephew?
Santa's got his work cut out for him.
Brian, see if you can find some duct tape.
Very well, then. You're driving me. Let's go.
I don't feel like it.
do not let me convince you that I've changed my mind.
I'm not leaving until Santa Claus is dead by my hand!
Oh, my God.
Don't worry, Santa.
All right, look, let... Let's just go.
♪ till the thought of existence is chilling us. ♪
to disappointment this morning
Look, I'm here giving out free presents!
He's been bludgeoned by years of greed and avarice.
♪ because Christmastime is killing us! ♪
You know what? I might even make a sandwich!
Yeah. Don't touch that.
And show some care, for God's sake.
Well, how the hell are we gonna get back inside?
Oh, no, that's AAA. I just came from AA, eh?
What... What are you doing here?
Put me out of my misery!
We used to make wooden choo-choos and rag dolls.
I received a call about notarizing a document,
Ah.. Just some stupid stuff went down
♪ All these happy wishes and lots of Christmas cheer ♪