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There it is!
Now let's get down the chimney.
Besides, dogs don't have a good sense of time.
Jose, Roberto, whatever... If you've got some Latinos up here
I made a few modifications.
It's Christmas.
We've been here for an hour and a half! An hour and...
Boy, this is the way to do it, huh, Jerry?
Why'd we take his leg?
♪ My whole crew is black and blue. ♪
In fact, I think the toxins are taking
♪ gets us through the year? ♪
Yeah, you're right. Look... There's the aurora borealis.
♪ is all I really want this year! ♪
But you're a business man, I'm a business man.
Oh, that reminds me... I need a new version of Quicken.
It's gotten so their instincts take over, and near the end,
Damn right, it's here!
Everyone, Quagmire's niece is in the ICU.
for some reason, but... But we should go anyway.
♪ because Christmastime is killing us! ♪
Hello? Young man?
A flare I can do that
Wait. What... What are you doing?
I'm putting out the presents.
Santa Claus!
Shit!
(bleep)
Well, that's just not practical.
♪ I would like more Lemon Pledge. ♪
FXM! 12 years old!
Seems pointless.
So eat my (bleep), Jew writers.
♪ I want to tour the Spanish coast. ♪
I'm going into the kitchen.
♪ Buddy boy, I got your Christmas right here! ♪
Nah, we're still in the V-shape.
Yeah, I mean, uh, I'll just... try and do it, I guess.
Stewie, there's only one bedroom up here.
♪ Just one day when kids don't stare. ♪
Yeah, we'll cut them down afterwards.
Should have gone into politics, Bri.
Santa? You can't leave now!
We will.
is among the world leaders in abandoned buildings,
This was one house.
In your face!
Looks like we have a choice.
To the North Pole to see Santa Claus.
shattered glass, boarded up windows,
of a very special Christmas in Quahog.
All right, tie him up.
So it turned out Stewie was determined to kill Santa Claus.
Anyway, Seth came out of my penis,
This can't be it.
But if you like, you can take my snowmobile.
And Christmas is about gettin'!
but I am spending the day with my family,