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♪ gets us through the year? ♪
♪ because Christmastime is killing us! ♪
shattered glass, boarded up windows,
There it is!
Anyway, Seth came out of my penis,
Stewie, there's only one bedroom up here.
Besides, dogs don't have a good sense of time.
It's gotten so their instincts take over, and near the end,
Oh, that reminds me... I need a new version of Quicken.
We will.
Santa? You can't leave now!
of a very special Christmas in Quahog.
Damn right, it's here!
Santa Claus!
Seems pointless.
(bleep)
Yeah, we'll cut them down afterwards.
This can't be it.
It's Christmas.
Yeah, you're right. Look... There's the aurora borealis.
Yeah, I mean, uh, I'll just... try and do it, I guess.
♪ Just one day when kids don't stare. ♪
I'm going into the kitchen.
Boy, this is the way to do it, huh, Jerry?
In your face!
Should have gone into politics, Bri.
Nah, we're still in the V-shape.
for some reason, but... But we should go anyway.
All right, tie him up.
We've been here for an hour and a half! An hour and...
is among the world leaders in abandoned buildings,
But if you like, you can take my snowmobile.
And Christmas is about gettin'!
I made a few modifications.
Wait. What... What are you doing?
Why'd we take his leg?
♪ Buddy boy, I got your Christmas right here! ♪
♪ I would like more Lemon Pledge. ♪
♪ My whole crew is black and blue. ♪
Looks like we have a choice.
In fact, I think the toxins are taking
Now let's get down the chimney.
♪ I want to tour the Spanish coast. ♪
This was one house.
but I am spending the day with my family,
Everyone, Quagmire's niece is in the ICU.
To the North Pole to see Santa Claus.
A flare I can do that
Shit!
FXM! 12 years old!
Hello? Young man?
So it turned out Stewie was determined to kill Santa Claus.
Well, that's just not practical.
So eat my (bleep), Jew writers.
Jose, Roberto, whatever... If you've got some Latinos up here
I'm putting out the presents.
♪ is all I really want this year! ♪
But you're a business man, I'm a business man.