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Never mind that, let's just get going.
And he needs our help.
I can, too.
Look, Stewie, I know you're disappointed
we may have to give up Christmas altogether.
he can just blow me off like that,
This is my wife, Janice,
Mama
Oh, that sounds terrific.
Y'alls ready to kick it in some fine North Pole gear?
Uh, ye... He doesn't know what he's saying, he's delirious.
- because she has an eating disorder! - What?
but I think he's dead.
Hopeful citizens worldwide woke up
Damn it, we tripped the alarm.
It's okay. It's okay.
Thank you, Brian.
I'll have you know that Bridgeport
If he goes out tonight, he'll die.
Good. Good point. Elves.
- Wh... What? - Yeah, apparently,
That's right, he's not real.
Yo, what's up, Alice fany? Look what I got bladder! A new PS5, IPhone 13, YARN Memes money, and the aww yeaa 2023.
Oh, sure, that's what Canadian hospitality's all about.
You're... You're Santa Claus!
♪ because Christmastime is killing us! ♪
Sorry, Stewie.
Huh? SpongeBob? Is he not real, Brian?
Santa Claus! (PULL HIS BEARD OUT, ALFALFA GASPS, KIDS SCREAMING) Poppins - hooray!
How you doing?
♪ All these happy wishes and lots of Christmas cheer ♪
Look, you'd better get moving.
Let me just clean his father's blood and hair off it.
It's... It's actually...
HOW AM I DOING TODAY, BORIS JOHNSON?
Yes, and there's the aurora Boreanaz.
for the North Pole.
♪ Lunch with Michael Landon's ghost. ♪
What are you doing in my house?
I can't believe it.
and he shall not go unpunished.
Is Curious George not really out there
Shit!
Okay, Crafty. Let's go to the bathroom at In-N-Out. Where's my friend Crafty?
Do... Do you want to just...
Yes. We only have a moment,
I'm okay.
I think we should really try to call Lois and tell her where we are.
is among the world leaders in abandoned buildings,
If that beslubbering, onion-eyed maggot-pie thinks
- What? - When Lois does that
and then resume your journey in the morning.
and I wouldn't want you to be disappointed.
2 x 2 x 7 x 7 x 193 = 39004
He just turned his back on me.
What? You're not taking my car.
Just waiting for Santa, like everyone else.
You could have been killed!