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Really? You'd just... give it to us?
Is... Is SpongeBob not there at the bottom of the ocean
♪ He can either tap his drum or my rear. ♪
You jackass!
♪ Each jingle bell is a requiem knell. ♪
'Cause we're gonna see Santa,
im caling right now
♪ of a workload that's draining and drilling us. ♪
Well, uh, I just have one more question, then.
with a blood-lust for elf flesh.
♪ Oh, and that reminds me... Twelve kegs of beer! ♪
♪ But I really don't know how to skate! ♪
Why are we tilting?
Luna Oh my Jesus oh my
Now, um, we've got a slight problem here,
of a five-year-old cancer patient?
Oh, my God!
and he's gonna bring you a new brain.
What about not wanting to ruin Christmas?!
Alyssa and Melissa Cratchit.
that everyone was bad this year.
♪ It's all but through. ♪
Hello, Santa.
So can I.
Uh, wait, Stewie. He doesn't like me so mu...
Give me my money! Give me my money! Gggggiveeeeee me my mmmmmoneyyyyyy! Oh, no! Oh, what? Oh, no! Oh, what? Oh, no! Oh, what?
We failed Santa.
Guess there are a few stars in the sky tonight.
That's it? That's your reason?
wild dogs and gas stations without pumps.
And I'm here to tell you the story
giving Squidward the business? Hmm?
- Huh? - Stewie, I think he's just a drunk.
That one reindeer just kind of pooped
♪ I will go to court and sue your ass! ♪
Yellow cake uranium, never mind the reason. Also shoots & ladders, and a ball!
I'm telling you how it's done.
Quick, Stewie! Get the bat!
and I promise I will mail it to Santa Claus?
Santa said they eat elf flesh.
Mama!
Shit!
♪ But can't you see that ♪
in the other reindeer's face, and...
That's not fair. I don't think I have
had all but destroyed the poor old man.
♪ That's all I really want for Christmas this year! ♪
Okay, just one.
but I am going to the North Pole