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♪ But I really don't know how to skate! ♪
Luna Oh my Jesus oh my
and I promise I will mail it to Santa Claus?
♪ He can either tap his drum or my rear. ♪
of a five-year-old cancer patient?
Now, um, we've got a slight problem here,
That one reindeer just kind of pooped
Alyssa and Melissa Cratchit.
♪ That's all I really want for Christmas this year! ♪
♪ Each jingle bell is a requiem knell. ♪
Santa said they eat elf flesh.
Mama!
♪ Oh, and that reminds me... Twelve kegs of beer! ♪
So can I.
You jackass!
- Huh? - Stewie, I think he's just a drunk.
What about not wanting to ruin Christmas?!
Oh, my God!
That's it? That's your reason?
Shit!
♪ of a workload that's draining and drilling us. ♪
Really? You'd just... give it to us?
Why are we tilting?
♪ It's all but through. ♪
giving Squidward the business? Hmm?
And I'm here to tell you the story
Well, uh, I just have one more question, then.
had all but destroyed the poor old man.
im caling right now
in the other reindeer's face, and...
That's not fair. I don't think I have
Is... Is SpongeBob not there at the bottom of the ocean
I'm telling you how it's done.
Yellow cake uranium, never mind the reason. Also shoots & ladders, and a ball!
♪ But can't you see that ♪
with a blood-lust for elf flesh.
'Cause we're gonna see Santa,
wild dogs and gas stations without pumps.
♪ I will go to court and sue your ass! ♪
Give me my money! Give me my money! Gggggiveeeeee me my mmmmmoneyyyyyy! Oh, no! Oh, what? Oh, no! Oh, what? Oh, no! Oh, what?
that everyone was bad this year.
and he's gonna bring you a new brain.
Hello, Santa.
Uh, wait, Stewie. He doesn't like me so mu...
Guess there are a few stars in the sky tonight.
but I am going to the North Pole
We failed Santa.
Okay, just one.
Quick, Stewie! Get the bat!