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The North Pole!
Giddy-up.
He gives and gives and gives,
that's half chinchilla and half mink,
even in hard times, but if we don't,
Santa 1 - Uh... Hello?
Hey, you want to hear a real live-action fart
♪ just to choke me till I faint ♪
Would he succeed?
Well, it has to be small because of all the tiny elves.
mama
And whatever I say in two days,
shattered glass, boarded up windows,
Who are you?
Come on.
Wait! I know what happened to Christmas!
Well, then who the hell is John...?
No, you were the last one out!
something happened at the mall,
I'm just saying, it seems a bit excessive.
I'll tell you what, you take me to the North Pole,
I'm Stewie Griffin, and I'm going to kill you!
Oh, boy, get ready for the letters.
One gift is okay.
As long as I've got all you people watching,
Oh, my God, look at the line.
Jose, Roberto, whatever. if you've got some Latinos here that can fix cars, that'd be great
We came down the bus and the city
I can.
Okay, let's get the presents under the tree.
Lois!
Oh, for the love of God, they're still in the sleigh.
No, I'm already a member of AAA.
Huh? Does he not really exist? Hmm?
Because when you get there, you may find out
Ah, look at this.
Count me in.
that can fix cars, that'd be great.
Hey, there.
- Hey, now they know he was here. See? - Stop it!
Educate yourself, you fool.
Wait a minute, why the hell do you want to kill Santa?
wild dogs and gas stations without pumps.
Do you know how much talking it took
There is a Ferris wheel here, and a guy hosing vomit!
Well, folks, you heard it here first on Channel Five News.
♪ That's all I really want for Christmas this year. ♪
I think they need to be coaxed.
because he doesn't exist.
Wow, cool. Cool.
♪ and lots of Christmas cheer ♪
♪ from someone named Jeffrey. ♪
I used to be, a long time ago.
The reason there was no Christmas this year
♪ is all I really want this year! ♪
This looks like Bridgeport, Connecticut.
Elemental (2023)
I'm sure you are quite busy.
I'm gonna head for that roof.
I'm okay.
Oh, come on. I... I didn't know she was dying.
hopefully with his bitch wife watching.