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Kiss, kiss, kiss.
Thanks, Daveboy.
I don't-- I don't even know you.
Bought Mother a crocodile handbag.
Pint of best,
Don't mind me saying, Mr. Ripper,
You are trying to leave me.
Shit.
but mad as a fucking hatter.
I'm in the Tower of bloody London
MARY: Writing in hell forever.
Yes or
What are you doing tonight?
We'll say no more about it. Shtum.
Who's Sandra?
for a man of your stature,
Hasn't she seen enough horrors?
What do you say, weasel? Shall he get the tools?
Thomas.
SYKES: Dear Esme,
He just took it the wrong way.
What's... your...
We've made a pact with Satan, Alfie.
Really good. You look like a film star.
that one very obvious question wasn't asked.
What? Not a word for me?
But my girlfriend nearly died
Here, put it on.
Hey, that was brilliant, Ez!
are going to break like a twig.
...name?
I just want you to hold me hand.
It's perfectly acceptable; fashionable, practically.
Ah, of course. A cook.
Did you say something?
so I can settle down and have kids.
I would drown you in my tears
Alfred Pennyworth is my name.
It's the implication.
Shh. Shh.
Have they approached you already?
No. It's marvelous.
Dark wheels are turning.
♪ I tell you what we're going to do... ♪
Exactly.
Ah. Jason.
in a letter box for me.
I'm sorry.Stop sniveling.
my love.
it's my word agaist yours
for something I did not do.
ALFRED: Well, what did Fat Colin say?
Oh, no. That would be very bourgeois.
to me very closely.
I hold you in the highest respect.
Hmm. I'll try. Oh, come on. It'll be a hoot.
Matthew Johnson. Rape.
you can just tell 'em
No, I wouldn't.
Look, I won't lie to you.