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My dad may not have been able to say
Maybe I'll just have my dad fix it. (CHUCKLES)
I did. I'm sorry.
Eh. I'll guilt him into it.
why would I be standing here talking to you people?
Why would you do that?
(MOUTHING WORDS)
You left this on our lawn.
(CLANK)
we have a strict no return policy.
Like Mario Lemieux, the hockey player?
But if you would feel better seeing it,
I had the kind of parents who loved each other,
"the pillows of my heart" Come on. Come on.
That's all I was doing, was writing letters.
Oh, listen to this guy.
The movies lie. None of it's real!
It's what I do.
You think? You can't help him, Pops.
Is that the one I pointed to?
No, I'm worried. How are your loins?
She's not real! She's not real!
Sold six couches!
Bicycles, right?
I stood outside her window and blasted music at her.
Oh. Very nice.
(MOUTHING WORDS)
This nerd has no clue with the ladies.
Birthday card.
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