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Before your mother, I was engaged to another woman.
Just like I told him... Go big or go home.
Adorable. Yeah.
(CHUCKLES) Look. Here's my birthday card.
Come on, kids, give me the box!
I serenaded her brother, I dropped my boombox,
(LOWERED VOICE) Dad bought Mom a spite ring,
The day my dad's old love letters went public.
(CHUCKLES) Yuck.
I keep my lady satisfied.
♪ Oh, I see the light and the heat ♪
(SPRINKLERS HISSING) ♪ In your eyes
I really screwed things up with a girl.
How is a milkshake a big gesture?
(IN YOUR EYES PLAYING)
(VOICE RAISING PITCH) Murray, Murray!
Is your heart still aflutter? Yeah.
Fine!
Dana Caldwell would see me cooly tinkering with my bike
because the romantic scenes that played out in my house
No. (EXHALES)
Don't touch that! Don't touch that!
What? It says here you were gonna have a wedding?
Make it bigger? Well, okay, just...
It just stopped speaking to me.
Ugh. Yeah, and he used to write her
and the O's for hugs.
when you got all the resources you need right here?
Fine! I'll get you a new ring!
Your man is on fire.
(LOWERED VOICE) I know. I love this thing.
Yeah, but I'm filled with terrible ideas!
Not Barry.
So what happened to "I'm 12. I gotta go it alone"?