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Why are you asking Pops for help
I'm so hosed.
♪ In your eyes
you could probably just go to the library and dig it up.
You know, my dad told me not to talk to you anymore.
I only had one option left... Call in the big guns.
(SIGHS)
It was your idea!
I was trying to be nice to you, but forget it.
to play the tape back later to practice talking to her.
(BLEEPS) My ring. Shh!
Awesome, a-awesome, a-awesome, a-awesome.
Well, her name's Dana...
(WINDOW OPENS) ♪ I am complete
that I care about her enough.
was the one that I made with my dad.
ADULT ADAM: October 4th, 1980-something...
I know a ton. I've got a super hot girlfriend.
My bike chain's all messed up.
♪ And this emptiness
Yes, excellent cut. Beautiful clarity.
Oh! My gosh.
Wow, Murray, you are so romantic!
It's going in the garbage.
Yeah! It's a common last name in Canada,
Pfft.
There's no record of the stuff that I do.
They'd probably have an engagement announcement in the paper.
Yeah. Is that because I'm not worth the money?
Murray!
As always, my mom took the bad news with grace and dignity.