Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Don't... Don't do that. Really?

Anita? Who's Anita?

But, uh, tell me about that.

What's going on?

You're so hosed. (VOICE PITCH RAISES) Hosed, hosed.

Okay. Her name's Dana.

ADULT ADAM: Ah, the romantic comedies of the '80s...

(RATTLING) What?

Long distance. It's... It's killing us.

I mean, a fake girlfriend... In Canada?

Come on! Got it!

I will get you a new ring.

Meanwhile, my Mom and Erica were using

I thought you said someone stole it.

So is the girl Mom?

♪ I'm twisted up inside

That's what a strong marriage is...

Hey! There's nothing fake about her except her boobs!

When I saw it, it spoke to me.

Well, that photo finish is why I forgot to give you a card.

Oh, boy. (SIGHS)

You couldn't come up with something a little more original?

Nobody's getting hosed.

(RAPID FOOTSTEPS DEPART)

Oh, boy. It's weird.

you know, if someone wanted to see a picture?

not like a box of love letters.

See? Not hosed.