Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Boy, nothing is sexier than still photos in a girly magazine.
the screen's only half of screen and that guy's eating an apple.
Sometimes we saw all the boys in there... Robes.
OK, Ned. Get ready for your welcome home surprise!
Here's your room, ladies. You can catch some zees, while you earn those degrees.
and your infinite patience with a big dumb jerk like me.
I couldn't dream of thinking about considering...
Isn't that Bible of yours say to love thy neighbor?
Well Homer, you've given away the best neighbor of family could ever want.
This theater sucks. My seats are uncomfortable,
Hey, you knocked out my power!
What are you doing? Reminiscing, like a woman?
But the producers added subtitles, to make it commercial.
humorist David Sedaris takes a wry look at overcrowding in America's prisons.
- Yeah, so I can't see my own shrinky dinck.
Legally, I still own this house! - Oh yeah? Tell it to the marines.
Come on dad, I've seen you hit the toilet from here.
Would you mind watching Maggie for a while?
Bart! Turn away from that screen and look out the window!