Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Here's your room, ladies. You can catch some zees, while you earn those degrees.
Would you mind watching Maggie for a while?
Bart! Turn away from that screen and look out the window!
Boy, nothing is sexier than still photos in a girly magazine.
But the producers added subtitles, to make it commercial.
OK, Ned. Get ready for your welcome home surprise!
the screen's only half of screen and that guy's eating an apple.
Sometimes we saw all the boys in there... Robes.
Hey, you knocked out my power!
- Yeah, so I can't see my own shrinky dinck.
Well Homer, you've given away the best neighbor of family could ever want.
and your infinite patience with a big dumb jerk like me.
I couldn't dream of thinking about considering...
What are you doing? Reminiscing, like a woman?
humorist David Sedaris takes a wry look at overcrowding in America's prisons.
Legally, I still own this house! - Oh yeah? Tell it to the marines.
This theater sucks. My seats are uncomfortable,
Isn't that Bible of yours say to love thy neighbor?
Come on dad, I've seen you hit the toilet from here.