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Dibs on best. Ooh! Y'all, I'm not certified.
Jeezy Petes, that thing is huge.
Hey, super.
And it very often is.
- You've almost got yourself a Bellini. - Mmm!
Sorry, but you've obviously had some kind of psychotic break.
What? No, you're not.
And that's fine, let them.
No, I will put on the safety.
...and Lana, you're gonna be a mom.
Come on, you guys, get it off of him! No, no, there's no time.
Tiniest hole in the hull would be catastrophic.
...for some duty-free champagne.
Although I never do.
Pfft. Join the club. Right?
And I clearly said, "Seatbelts"...
It's farther underwater than Sealab.
...is how many men does Murphy have?
Wow.
"Here, let me jailbreak your phone. It's a totally reversible process.
Hello. Florida real estate collapse.
Phrasing.
Oh! Aah!
Why are you puking so much?
Okay, okay, okay.
Weakest swimmer.
May I finish? But since I have zero experience skippering submersibles...
And you're--
- Oh, my-- Oh, I hurt my back. - Pod one, flooded.
What about your South Beach condo?
The water's ice cold, help delay the brain damage.
I mean, it is a giant floating biodiesel-powered hotel room.
...so we can enjoy what is probably a once-in-a-lifetime ad-
Well, I was all-county in the hundred-meter freestyle in tenth grade.
Well, I wouldn't say huge, but-- When were you planning to tell me?
...and hid that expense in the budget.