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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Second in the nation, actually.
Boop.
Sorry, did you mean Whaling? That's number two, if you'll let me--
Crushed by an off-brand drink machine.
Score.
- Lana, move, I'm skippering. - Hey.
That's how much I could've gotten for the hydrogen bomb...
Wait, what?
Really'? Old R ay gets a happy ending?
Ugh. I really doubt we'll have time, Randy.
There is a floating mass of garbage in the Pacific...
But if my homeowners policy covers nerve gas attacks, that's a win-win.
...and I know you Won't fail me.
Wow. And that is a perfect example of a pre-post-peak-oil mindset.
Well, God bless corn subsidies.
...that's why I've been puking, and that's why my boobs are so huge!
Shut your stupid mustachey dickhole and drive the goddamn submarine!
Which I never bothered to read.
That's why I tried to get control of your inheritance.
Oh, great. The World's first DSVUI.
"If"? You mean "when."
Randy. I'm camera dude Randy...
Grain alcohol is a key component of a good bug-out bag.
Reward. When the whole time you knew this crazy Murphy character...
Again. Come on, he's dead, let it go.
Would you hurry up?
Plus, I think the Weight of it's the only thing holding in my intestines.
I know.
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