Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...the latest graduates of the Sammy Grovner School of Hilarious Humour:

Take it easy. Easy.

- Don't I do anything for you? - Him?

- Do you want some wine with it? - Vino de casa.

They're all trying to get something for nothing.

I gotta think of some class material for Vegas.

I think he needs you.

Now, there's one more thing I want you to do.

- Hold it! - Cheap tramp!

- You don't know how it is. - Well, then, how is it?

It's too late to back out now, Joey.

The light of Asia shines in my inner being.

Ain't you ever read one of those books of yours more than once?

- The clip? - Is in the back of the cash register...

- Sounds nice. - Come on.

I work for him. We're going to Vegas in the morning.

...I am innocent.

They're gonna pull the curtain down. Only, not on me. Not on me!

I was stoned out of my head. I didn't know what I was doing.

...he said, "I don't even own a pornograph."

Now, remember, you have to think of your mother.

- What? - Wine. House wine.

You're either gonna help me or you're not.

Listen, there's no more time for making choices. You understand?

You got a little crease.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls...

You are gonna love this place. I want you to look at the atmosphere.

It's not so funny when it's true, is it?

Take it easy. Cover that one.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Fantastic.