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Oh! What happened to your wrist, sweetie?
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
That's better.
Bye! Stop by if you need a cup of sugar.
I knew I was pushing it with this box of blankets.
I'm gonna make this little boy's penis so hard.
Okay, that's great. We're diving right in.
We open on Stonewall, 1969.
That's right. Newborn horse.
Sit down!
You just need to remind her that you're better than she is.
[Nick] Whoa!
Why is there carpet in the kitchen?
Dad! That was amazing. You're like a hero.
-I'm Tyler. -Are you my new Hormone Monster?
[breathing heavily]
Good luck. I've bribed half the city council,
Good night, Greg!
You're just in the recycling bin,
You know, burrata's actually pretty expensive,
-Good. We're friends again! -Yeah.
-And I've got the whole outfit-- -At the Halloween store?
Nick! Jay's Dad is a total stud muffin.
-Um, I'm gonna go to class now. -All right.
-Uhh... I think I'm just gonna give up. -Give up?
and I tend to believe her because I listen to women...
I bet you have lots of pubes. Can I see them?
Uh-huh. Well, if you heard about it from the dogs,
-Do you think my text was too mean? -What did you say?
[man] Speak up!
Don't understand them,
♪ And even we're all dudes ♪
Well, since Guy Bilzerian is my divorce lawyer,
[sighs deeply]
Oh, what's happening?
You must be the sad old queen of Guy Town.
No. No, no, no.
Guys, this is my dad's super-cool receptionist, Taffiny.
[gasps] I have that same kimono.
Whoa! Greg gets a waterbed?
who took what he wanted.
Gina, you make me feel vulnerable and romantic.
Fuck that! You're just a 13-year-old man