Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Nick, your friend sounds pretty gross. -Look, Gina--

They just want me to be sharp and cutting and funny.

Oh, sorry. Thank you. Yeah.

♪ We're a lonely dude nation ♪

-[Nick grunts] -Ouch!

and you can't even carry a couple of blankets without hurting yourself.

You can let your guard down once in awhile.

I'm gonna make this little boy's dick so hard!

♪ Hang your balls in the breeze ♪

So let's find a nice remote set of train tracks--

Also, is that a parody of a song we're supposed to know?

-What about something else? Other ideas? -Sure, sure.

-and you must be Greg's ex. My, my. -This is my daughter.

-Can I borrow a 20? -[laughs]

♪ Where there's no female scorn and hassle ♪

Nick, I'm pretty sure this guy thinks your dad is...

Well, okay, fine.

I just want to say that I'm sorry.

-What's up, jerks? -Hey, Jay.

and I give zero fucks.

Well, if what Lola said is true,

but at the end of the day,

What's the address?

Andrew... Oh, this is my new hormone monster, Tyler.

Oh, honey, that's how I wasted my 20s.

there's this girl at school who I really like,

I sure am, and you're my first kid.

The time line's unclear.

So I wrote, "You want to do something tomorrow?"

waiting for life to turn you into two-thirds of a coffee cup.

Coach Steve? Why are you at Guy Town?

[Caleb] That is not what others say about you.

-What did she say? -"Ha."

Pimp of the Month.

so I take that as a compliment.

But mommy titties are the softest.

But it seems like he's doing it for our benefit?

Get my credit checked? Buy some furniture?

I like to fall asleep to Frasier,

You were being creepy and weirdly formal, Professor Pervert.

We just got you saying all that Scooby-Doo stuff on tape.

and blackmailed the other half.