Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You were being creepy and weirdly formal, Professor Pervert.

♪ We're a lonely dude nation ♪

♪ Where there's no female scorn and hassle ♪

-and you must be Greg's ex. My, my. -This is my daughter.

But mommy titties are the softest.

waiting for life to turn you into two-thirds of a coffee cup.

but at the end of the day,

-Nick, your friend sounds pretty gross. -Look, Gina--

You can let your guard down once in awhile.

and I give zero fucks.

So I wrote, "You want to do something tomorrow?"

Well, if what Lola said is true,

I sure am, and you're my first kid.

and you can't even carry a couple of blankets without hurting yourself.

Oh, sorry. Thank you. Yeah.

Get my credit checked? Buy some furniture?

-[Nick grunts] -Ouch!

Pimp of the Month.

-What's up, jerks? -Hey, Jay.

and blackmailed the other half.

-What did she say? -"Ha."

I just want to say that I'm sorry.

We just got you saying all that Scooby-Doo stuff on tape.

there's this girl at school who I really like,

So let's find a nice remote set of train tracks--

Also, is that a parody of a song we're supposed to know?

They just want me to be sharp and cutting and funny.

Well, okay, fine.

♪ Hang your balls in the breeze ♪

What's the address?

Nick, I'm pretty sure this guy thinks your dad is...

-What about something else? Other ideas? -Sure, sure.

Oh, honey, that's how I wasted my 20s.

Andrew... Oh, this is my new hormone monster, Tyler.

The time line's unclear.

Coach Steve? Why are you at Guy Town?

-Can I borrow a 20? -[laughs]

But it seems like he's doing it for our benefit?

I'm gonna make this little boy's dick so hard!

[Caleb] That is not what others say about you.

so I take that as a compliment.

I like to fall asleep to Frasier,