Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And what? Be nice?

[Matthew] All you need to do is figure out who you are,

Oh, no! My hair!

Why would anybody move into Guy Town?

You sneak up on her, and you put your shirt over her head,

The big deal is he knew he didn't like her,

[grunts] My dad is such a wuss.

I don't see what the big deal is.

Yeah, he really is.

[laughs] You know, I had to stop wearing mine because the silk was too rough.

Yeah, this blood smuggler couldn't pay my dad,

I heard about your failed wigs for religious dogs business.

So I did it anyway,

to defile his denim dungarees.

I might deserve this shithole, but she doesn't.

It's just... It's hard, man,

I guess this pussy is pretty good at meowth to meowth resuscitation.

♪ We've got booze and lube and Lexapro ♪

-Well, Guy said I should be mean to her. -Gotcha.

Hey! I like your mustache.

Okay. Thanks for the advice.

Some scarecrow watching.

and sometimes it means owning up to your mistakes.

-No, not really. -I had fun.

Get ready for your minds to end up like my dad's dick on my mom's birthday:

-Get rose petals... -Yeah?

Maybe I wanna be a pimp!

It feels like I'm being impaled by my own spine!

♪ It's the something Something, something... ♪

Okay. So what's the other side of the story?

Inside is a picture of who he needs to love the most:

For my phone! So when you call, I know it's you.

I hate to insult someone behind their back,

ladies I found on the street in Trenton.

and that means you can be any man you want.

Oh, shit. Is that what I did?

Nick, I think we're witnessing a gay duel.

This camera belongs to the AV Club!

Oh, I don't know. Maybe.

Get out of here and never come back,

[chuckles softly] Please don't do that.

♪ Don't mind the sheen of sweat and pubes ♪

-...a proud member of the LGBT. -I get it!