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Uh... I happen to be investigating a boy who jizzed in his pants.
-[groans] -Gently! Your little daddy's delicate.
[stammers] I would never wear a kimono.
♪ I'm a lady bass with a belly full of eggs ♪
-Andrew-- -He doesn't know how to get her.
I wanted to surprise you.
-It's okay, you can come out. -You scared me.
so I drew him a sword, and I have a wicked crossbow!
-and she's hot. -Hey, rookie!
I'm using my backpack as a dolly.
-Huh? I have a roommate? -Couple of ground rules.
If this kimono could talk, it'd be nothing but bullshit.
♪ Forget your woes Embrace the bros ♪
Girls are so cool.
-Oh, shit! -Is he okay?
[groaning continues]
♪ A testosterone celebration ♪
Oh, please. You can't learn Jizz-a-nomatry in a classroom.
Send.
I'm just so jazzed for our manly moving date.
Baby doll, with the amount of tanning I've done, I feel nothing.
so he gave him a fuck-ton of marble. It's super easy to hose down.
Go away, Andrew!
-I don't feel very good about it at all. -[man] Whoo!
[panting]
-and then you do a cool dance... -Cool dance?
I'm busy at noon on a Thursday.
and I guess I saw a little bit of myself in you.
Oh, nothing.
[gasps] Oh!
[bones snapping, groans] Oh, boy!
-No, no idea. -Dad, can we not talk about the locket?
[Matthew] Not all men value the same things,
The song is pretty catchy, but this place is still gross.
-I'm trash. -No. You are not trash.
-who are having a tough time? -What? No.
Who cares what you think, you bag of burrata!
Does that mean you do wanna hang out with a guy
but he still chose to use her
Oh, look at you.
Harmless dweeb or disgusting sex monster? You decide.
Scritchy-scitchy-scratch!
I'm listening. That shit sounds good.
I'm exposé-ing you.
[meows]