Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ A testosterone celebration ♪

If this kimono could talk, it'd be nothing but bullshit.

I wanted to surprise you.

-Oh, shit! -Is he okay?

Scritchy-scitchy-scratch!

so I drew him a sword, and I have a wicked crossbow!

-and she's hot. -Hey, rookie!

♪ Forget your woes Embrace the bros ♪

Baby doll, with the amount of tanning I've done, I feel nothing.

I'm using my backpack as a dolly.

so he gave him a fuck-ton of marble. It's super easy to hose down.

-Huh? I have a roommate? -Couple of ground rules.

[stammers] I would never wear a kimono.

I'm busy at noon on a Thursday.

Oh, please. You can't learn Jizz-a-nomatry in a classroom.

-No, no idea. -Dad, can we not talk about the locket?

Uh... I happen to be investigating a boy who jizzed in his pants.

I'm exposé-ing you.

[bones snapping, groans] Oh, boy!

♪ I'm a lady bass with a belly full of eggs ♪

Go away, Andrew!

-[groans] -Gently! Your little daddy's delicate.

Harmless dweeb or disgusting sex monster? You decide.

-who are having a tough time? -What? No.

-I don't feel very good about it at all. -[man] Whoo!

[Matthew] Not all men value the same things,

but he still chose to use her

I'm listening. That shit sounds good.

Does that mean you do wanna hang out with a guy

Oh, look at you.

I'm just so jazzed for our manly moving date.

-I'm trash. -No. You are not trash.

-and then you do a cool dance... -Cool dance?

and I guess I saw a little bit of myself in you.

[groaning continues]

Girls are so cool.

Who cares what you think, you bag of burrata!

-It's okay, you can come out. -You scared me.

The song is pretty catchy, but this place is still gross.

-Andrew-- -He doesn't know how to get her.