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♪ There's a place I know where the dudes all go ♪
-but I love them. -Uh-huh.
There's this girl, Gina, I like, and she just broke up with her boyfriend.
Himself.
Time has lost all its meaning for me. Soon it will for you, too.
Are you boys moving in?
He woos her. Woo.
I do it with tomato and peach. No one's listening.
Besides, this is what I deserve for exposing Jessi to my edibles.
Yeah, but I don't know how to ask her out.
You see that? That's supposed to be a smoke detector.
[bell dings]
♪ Guy Town ♪
All right, guys. You'd better Yentl your tits
Jackie signed T-shirt, so...
-Ugh! -I present to you... Guy Town!
-I wish he could be more like your dad. -Oh, cheap and angry?
I won't have my daughter spend another minute
-A minimal set. -Oh, shit.
-Know what you should do? -What?
Sweet and savory? Okay!
Maybe he's right. I mean, he did get your mom,
God! Jesus Christ! Fuck!
Um... my first instinct is that sounds kind of corny.
but I ended up learning a few things about what it means to be a man.
Indeed, Professor Pervert.
Oh, please! Recycling's a scam,