Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-I don't get it until I'm certified. -Oh!

♪ In Guy Town ♪

-You've never done this before? -No way, Jose.

Ogling 101? Jizz-a-nomatry?

Oh, no, I don't plan on staying here long.

I get 200 bucks off the first month's rent.

♪ In Guy Town ♪

I'm gonna go break down boxes,

being young, gay, and mean is not a personality.

♪ And saw more shaft than Isaac Hayes ♪

These sad men keep getting younger and younger.

Look, I don't care if I signed a lease.

It's like a daycare center for lonely men.

-Check this out. -Is that a back brace for ladies?

[screams] Dammit! And tell him we need a surge protector.

What's my life span?

[Steve] DJ Pendejo,

That's what I'm talking about.

-I don't hate you. -You don't?

I shouldn't be picking fights with little kids.

I truly believe that.

This is like the nicest suite at the worst hotel in Atlantic City.

Oh, man, that dude's a fucking weirdo.

You got it, Dad!

Be vulnerable and romantic.

'cause it's weird to be alone on a weekend.

Ha. That's actually not a bad idea.

Big-ass knees. Wibble-dy wobble-dy.

Okay, if it's Greg's, why are you wearing it?

'Cause that's for sure Rosie the Riveter.

Okay, that's enough for me.

Well, I'm actually glad you're here.

-[explosion] -[screams]

I have a whole backstory about how I used to live in Texas,

Just one extension cord that goes all the way to the Chevron next door.

A real man doesn't get a girl.

What are you teaching next semester?

Yeah, Andrew. I'm honestly very disappointed.

This is Guy Town.

[Guy] I think I can feel the penis worms going up my dick hole.