Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ I lived here in 1971 ♪

How does that change things for you?

-Okay. -Meowth.

and when she's blind, you scream, "Gina!"

I don't understand why they call this the bitch seat.

...and then balloons drop from the ceiling,

and the dishwasher, my friend, is only for jewelry.

He is a one-star Yelp review come to life.

-Nice guys clean it up. -[Tyler] Ew!

Your work with Bret Michaels was truly inspiring.

-Ha! -Like me. I live balls out,

We'll get the city council to shut this place down!

-What? No. -He may look fancy from the outside,

-What the fuck? -Okay, that's it!

but nothing could be further from the truth.

Jay, can you take my lease up to your dad?

-Stop purring, Dad. -Yeah, stop it!

What are you doing here, jelly bean?

It's not on tape. It's a memory card.

Will you please tell us all about your signature move,

This unit has a killer layout.

[laughs] Wow! This kid humped and dumped.

Argh! Nothing is up to code in here!

♪ Guy Town ♪

-Uh... Dad? -Hey.

Dad, what is this place?

♪ Guy Town ♪

So you're making this about you?

I'm Tyler. I'm a huge fan.

-I'm sorry, who are you? -I'm your new roommate, Leo.

It's just more cheese and bread.

Uh-oh! The claws are out again. [meows]

in this electrical deathtrap!

-Whoa! -I know you think

-I'd invest in a bejeweled chalice... -Fancy drink.

The Jerk-off Nook has a view of the pool.

I get to rest my hands on the knees of two men who I truly love.

and it's just too darn cold on your skin?

I'm not a pimp,

I'm sorry if I was rude before.

To Diaper Island, of course.

You're a little pimp, aren't you?

'cause we're about to enter the most macho place on Earth.

-Hey, there. Hey... -[breathing heavily]

And I certainly won't be afraid to strut my stuff.

I really appreciate you guys being here for me.

I can see what's happening.

♪ It's a player's coronation ♪

Yeah, your little kitty daddy is a tiger mommy.