Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, no, no! Don't look! Don't! Look away! Look away!

♪ It's a bachelor's dream ♪

I'm horny all the time,

Everyone, he's going to be okay!

but in my defense, who among us has not excited their shaft for carnal relief?

Dre signed basketball in the trunk of my car.

-I'm gonna stop you right there, okay? -God, I suck at this!

-Yeah, the Halloween store. -You know what, little stud?

You're coming to the players' ball tonight.

-I got a golf cart engine. -Whatever! You're cheating!

Well, if I had my druthers,

♪ A divorcee plantation ♪

♪ Every man is a king ♪

Hello. So I was at this girl's condo...

Boys, look at me. You know when you put on a fresh locket,

I want to introduce you to the Pimp of the Month.

like every single one of my pageant coaches.

When exactly did you know you were going to dump Lola?

♪ Guy Town ♪

Oh, what do you mean? A hump and dump? Oh, okay.

That's disgusting.

Did you boys have fun back there?

But you really like her.

-Dad... -Actually, the locket is for Greg.

-Not scared of the strut! -It's an equilibrium thing.

I might not have ended up here.

And then I broke up with her,

-Girls love to be saved. -Do they?

You're in luck, kid. I've written a one-man musical about it.

-A greasy little pimp? -I don't know.

Jessi, you're protesting me, too?

I've got three words for you:

You listen to me, Bilzerian.

like stuffed-crust pizza.

♪ Marsha P. Johnson threw the first brick ♪

-It's Phish, Marty. -Who cares? It's all clutter.

'cause, um, I'm horny.