Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I might not have ended up here.
-Girls love to be saved. -Do they?
Everyone, he's going to be okay!
I've got three words for you:
You listen to me, Bilzerian.
You're in luck, kid. I've written a one-man musical about it.
That's disgusting.
-I got a golf cart engine. -Whatever! You're cheating!
Boys, look at me. You know when you put on a fresh locket,
-Dad... -Actually, the locket is for Greg.
'cause, um, I'm horny.
No, no, no! Don't look! Don't! Look away! Look away!
-A greasy little pimp? -I don't know.
Well, if I had my druthers,
You're coming to the players' ball tonight.
like stuffed-crust pizza.
♪ Marsha P. Johnson threw the first brick ♪
Dre signed basketball in the trunk of my car.
Did you boys have fun back there?
Oh, what do you mean? A hump and dump? Oh, okay.
♪ A divorcee plantation ♪
[groaning]
Yeah.
but in my defense, who among us has not excited their shaft for carnal relief?
And then I broke up with her,
♪ Every man is a king ♪
Jessi, you're protesting me, too?
-Yeah, the Halloween store. -You know what, little stud?
-I'm gonna stop you right there, okay? -God, I suck at this!
-It's Phish, Marty. -Who cares? It's all clutter.
When exactly did you know you were going to dump Lola?
I want to introduce you to the Pimp of the Month.
♪ Guy Town ♪
♪ It's a bachelor's dream ♪
Hello. So I was at this girl's condo...
like every single one of my pageant coaches.
[meows]
I'm horny all the time,
-Not scared of the strut! -It's an equilibrium thing.
But you really like her.