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[Matthew] So Andrew, you're a pimp now.
That's right. I'm back, you motherfuckers.
no one leaves Guy Town.
I knew he wasn't a pimp.
No. We're helping our dear friend, Greg.
-I'm making you Pimp of the Month. -Mazel tov, baby.
I threw up in that Simplehuman garbage can.
There are no outlets!
Oh, please. They were just two horny kids getting their rocks off.
-What did she say? -She said, "Ew."
♪ Lose the ring and live the dream ♪
Guy, I'm sorry, but you gotta let me out of my lease.
My dad's kind of a badass.
Tyler, you shitty tit-sucker.
Oh, my horn!
Why can't you be more of a man and not such a... a pussy?
-This motherfucker looks good. -I may dabble in a little black voice,
Click, click, bam!
Stop waking up in the middle of the night to smoke pot?
Nicky, why don't you invite Gina to do go-karts?
which is on the diaper barge, Greg.
That's right. Living that unexamined life!
♪ You can park and lounge by the swimming pool ♪
You didn't have that problem?
Matthew, I don't think that you're just gay and mean.
...but then you're in the cafeteria standing up on a lunch table,
-He asks me how I'm doing. Who cares?! -But Mr. Glouberman, I'm just saying--
Ugh, look at his place!
It's called being a man.
and I got bullied online. They called me the steer queer.
I've never seen anyone talk to Matthew like this.
If you hump, you can't dump!
-but she wanted to rub fronts. -[man] Rub fronts!
Look, your dad does a lot of stuff that drives me crazy.
Just do what you like to do and bring her along.
-Yeah. -Now, if you'll excuse me,
Be my roommate in the storage unit where I live,
and she... she cried,
We're protesting you, Andrew.
[Matthew] Sometimes being a man means putting the people you love first,
Lock him up !
Well, you should maybe make plans
That's how I know you're not shitting in there.
Like spending time with my mother-in-law. Ha-ha!