Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Anyone else have the weird urge to lecture themselves?
Now, let's find out what I'm worth.
Well, it's not my fault.
Ooh! Damn, dude.
- He referred to you by name. - Hey, there's Charles.
that I freaked out a little when she asked me out?
Here's where we're at.
Pshaw! Imposition? Pshaw!
Uh-oh.
No, Jake, it's Amy's.
before the LASIK surgery goes poorly
and you sprinted away at full speed?
What's going on there, buddy?
- Ohh. - What? Is that bad?
it would make me really sad.
What happened to Blockbuster?
but I don't know where I am, and my...
I've had a hell of a day.
more than Peralta ruining my house,
You guys haven't seen each other in months.
No, you know I can't do that,
No, that's insane, never gonna happen.
Good afternoon. Thank you all for joining me.
I just hope I can grow it back by Speedo season.
No, sir! Please, please... ahh!
But you didn't. I did.
Charles, stop always asking that.
You'll have some vision impairment for a few hours,
have a special connection with dogs.
we found this special spot.
Cheddar! Let go! Let go of it!
I'm not going to Paris.
Take me out of the box and put me on your belt.
You know what? I just realized.
Please, it's not like I fed him Kevin's sweaters.
Great; the tow truck just got here,