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[Hector on megaphone] Do your own chores!
You never told us what happened.
The murderer who murdered Count Olaf by murder
The police chief said I can come in and visit the children.
And sometimes, what seems like good news...
and burned at the stake.
As in, Fowl Fountain.
It's imperative that we discuss this most mysterious murder.
It's Klaus' birthday. We're celebrating.
You were in a book club with my mothers. Read anything good lately?
and the best time to launch is cocktail hour.
That is because it was composed of the brick and mortar of a jailhouse wall.
Burn him, too! I'll get more kindling!
We're not going with you.
♪ Happy birthday to you Hey! ♪
[stutters] It's my nickname for Count Olaf.
- Duncan! - [Klaus] Isadora!
- The teapot? - The sugar bowl.
- No, citizens. - [caws softly]
You and your funny talk, and you with your harpoon guns.
♪ Look away, look away ♪
That's low, man, real low.
[theme song playing]
You're not... [sighs]
Oh.
Baudelaires, where were you last night between the hours of dusk and dawn?
You won't become rich.
Deus ex machina.
Put down that harpoon gun in the name of these wonderful birds.
They are. But we're not murderers!
[mob yelling]
That is the most important rule of all.
Mmm! This is so exciting!
- What do we want? - To burn children!
- Right, Klaus? - Absolutely right.
Where did these items come from, Hector?
I don't approve of children being burned,
after gazing upon this?
Goodbye, dry saloon and dry fountain and dry county.
the Baudelaires used that [scats] thing.
Jacques said he was part of it.
We'd better keep smashing that very wall then.