Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No offense, Hermes.
( birds squeaking and hooting. )
Aw, aw, aw, aw!
(Weapons firing)
(All yelling)
and I'll never even get to punch whoever's responsible?!
Someone said Howitzer!
right next to the Center Square.
(Both grunt)
Yeah, yeah, death's a big deal to you flesh bags,
(Both yell and groan)
I am Darth Stroyer.
I'm Bender!
(Train whistle blows)
Proceed.
He better do some 'splainin'
Between a minute and a billion years.
Darth Sploder.
Stinkin' bureaucrats... I hate 'em!
(Beeps)
It's a phone booth.
You call that an ink defense?!
(Train whistle blows)
If I die, I die.
You know what? I will help you,
but in case you didn't notice, I'm a robot.
We did it!
(Alarm blaring)
It may have been a fake war, but my scuffed knee is all too real.
Inspector five, the best inspector
SOMEONE SAID "GUN DOWN"
(Phone ringing through)
I did find a new outlook on life.