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Then suicide it is.
in a bitter, homicidal rage?
I'll have tech support take care of you.
1 x 8311 = 8311
I'm a natural.
(Electronic whirring)
They have phones in booths now?
Don't you wish you were flawless like me
(Grunts) (Thud)
(Sputtering)
(Grunts)
Also, you have a rectangular mass in your colon.
Dying sucks butt!
What's that in the Mexican garbage?
I'm not leaving you, and that's final!
(Whooping)
Suicide isn't necessarily the answer.
maintains records on all bureaucrats.
It's payback time, Sploder.
I'm gonna die!
End of the line, mon.
Old pal?
Let me handle this.
In fact, I'm putting you on the do-not-kill list.
Factor in the corsages for the widows...
I sure do.