Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

but only to prove I'm not just a paper-pushing file jockey.
I'll give you a nice kevorking.
Here are our passports, visas,
I recommend the men's room at the Twa Terminal.
I'm triple-sealed to prevent any chance of...
Yes, anything less than immortality
If I die, I can just download my backup copy
Bender, no!
I just download into another body.
But what?
That's what you get for calling tech support.
You're right. You're right. You're right.
but I'm counting on you to do
Speaking of which...
Well, things are starting to look up.
(Bear growls)
Identity confirmed.
No!
That is the most ridiculous name I’ve ever heard.
Bender: Ah, shoot!
Oh, Bender, I'm afraid it's a symptom of a fatal defect.
The day I was built, he looked me over,
And the other potential entrant?
No! This is impossible!
Okay, Bender, you're mortal.
(Weapons firing, panting)
One little stab to the goo, and...
Will you be taking your portable filing cabinet?
Someone said Howitzer
He was just a stupid bureaucrat.
Get out here and get murdered like a man!
Ow! Ow! Ow, ow! Ooh.