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Um, excuse me for a moment.
(Groans)
So you wish you were never born, maybe?
Bender: Where are we?
that I was perfect and infallible in every way.
Eh, fatal, shmatal.
I beg to differ.
It's precious and sacred,
Well, we're boned.
Don't you wish you were flawless like me?
(Panting)
Enemy invaders up in yonder sky!
You could still die.
Bender: Inspector five's home address!
I'm Bender, damn it!
I want to live a little.
He's obviously long gone.
You're right.
She'll kill you!
The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long.
Darth It-head.
(Laughs)
There's no trace of Inspector Five!
Finally, I don't have to lug this cell phone around.
They're putting me in my Sunday suit
and shoving me in a wooden box.
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