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You knew the whole time?
I just kept putting him off, making him re-shave his balls.
Wooden spoons are a huge emotional trigger for me, Lana.
Oh, well, isn't that convenient?
as my beautiful companion. - Ha-ha.
Ha! Seriously though, you should look through some of her design catalogs.
but there's only one way to find out. - Give me that.
His big, tan, muscle-bulgy arms.
and kill the arms dealer trying to sell them, Spirodon Skorpio.
Cyril, come on. Don't listen to...
- Oh, well, now what? - Ugh.
murder somebody for some migas right now.
Agents Archer and Kane, of ISIS. - What?
So now we have champagne, huh?
I know, right? Now he wants to contribute.
WHORE IT MEANS TO BE PROSTITUTE
Oh, man! Whoo!
Now remember, I want the entire data system on those new servers...
- Do you have any KGB agents nearby? - Meh...
From the man who used an entire KGB surveillance team...
Because he turns women into whores.
I get to go to the French Riviera on the ISIS dime to do what?
Oh, my God, I can't breathe.
Hey, she knew the job was risky going in.
Let's see you get a new boyfriend after I have a talk with Cyril.
Are you date-of-employment, or...? Calendar-year!
this, what we just did, you'll keep this our secret?
I will. Oh, and Cyril may be clingy, but at least I know I can trust him.
You look, uh...
- All right, you heard Mr. Skorpio. - No, just Skorpio.
Sorry, is ice from cooler.
Because in one hour, the world's most dangerous terrorists...
You. And plus, I have a boyfriend.