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They call me Chilly because I got ice in my veins.
#λ #μ #ψ #φ
He is elephant-making-love-to-a-cat rough on you.
I know it's just a corn dog, but you'll never forget it.
Hi. Sorry to disturb you.
And that's who I became. For myself, my wife and my kids.
Yeah. That's nice.
I'm playing poker with a couple guys from work.
No? All right, then everyone scoot back. I gotta whack this thing on the ground.
I return stuff to the Gap all the time.
And that bitch who stole all my stuff.
Now, should I have folded that pair of threes?
Usually the ugly ones can cook.
You know I likes to get with the ladies, but I have to take a rain check.
Don't look at me. I'm a disgrace.
Hey, killer. How was the kill?
That one was terrible. They were all terrible.
...which will return us to our planet. You must be the chosen ones.
Johnny Damone was my first kill.
CHARLIE BROWN IN A NUTSHELL
Drinking beer in my underwear.
Is this your first time or something?
But now I'm out, so we'll see what happens.
...smelling of urine and despair.
Once again, Bad Larry, I am so sorry.
- Fold. - Damn it.
One size doesn’t fit all. Your CRM. Your needs.
Wow, that bums me out.
I'm confiscating all these churros.
This is a little uncomfortable.
...and then, bam, I'm the jerk.