Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, that's what I thought.

It's like Applebee's with a bar.

I need a ticket. My son is about to be molested.

You guys are pathetic. You're idolizing a murderer.

Come on, do it, do it, do it!

I've been walking around wondering who the jerk is...

Just because you haven't killed anyone doesn't mean you're not a great dad.

That was awful. I can't stand the whole bar scene.

You know who else does that? Hayley.

No, no. I fought for the Vietcong in the late '60s.

Or you can shut up!

It's probably a good thing since I've been getting complete crap all nigh...

You're going away for a long time, Randy.

I'm a wimpy non-killer who doesn't have the guts to end another human's life.

- Chilly? - You heard right, baby.

You didn't kill anyone today.

Well done, Smith. This brings your kill total up to 14.

And I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

Hey, you're that virgin from the subway. How you been, virgin?

No, Hoppy! Wait! You moronic!!! Did you broke Bubba's vase?

Polar bears shouldn't give this to their babies.

Where did I park my car?

There’s a problem! My name is Wenda. Okay, Wenda. We need a description.

Don't shoot me in the stomach. That's stupid.

- Liar! Your whole life has been a lie! - Damn it, Roger.

Sorry, my mind's a million miles away. Now, what are you selling?

She's 46. Never been married, despite years of trying.