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Stop.
I don't think you've ever killed anyone.
You never popped your cherry.
- I'm so proud of you. - No.
...and I couldn't even see it.
Which is why we're gonna take you out and get you your first kill.
- Steve, what are you doing? - Drinking beer in my underwear.
I don't think so.
Now, I'm a gentleman. I never kill and tell.
My back hurts. It's that time of the month. I have an early meeting.
I used to work over at the water park, where I molested a ton of kids.
Bad Larry, your wife made this guacamole?
That's my pencil sharpener.
- What the hell does that mean? - Guy humor, Hayley.
Yeah, you never forget your first. Mine was my old partner, Joe.
- What'd he mean by that? - Who cares? He's dead.
Toasted bread and melted cheese, Quiznos.