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I've got a great lawyer, and my mom's got a ton of money.
Go to hell, Hayley. That's not who I am. Take off that unitard, or I'll kill you.
...which, in my book, is a green light.
Just sharpening my pencils for my meeting tomorrow.
ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST. HA HA HA HA HA
I'll set up the juicer so we can make empathy smoothies.
...and the law requires me to tell everyone within a two-mile radius...
So Stan hasn't killed anyone.
Oh, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. No. No, Fox local news. No!
Daddy. You're just in time to go with me to pick raspberries for justice.
Kids, leave your father alone.
I’m confiscating this meme
- In the body. - Where in the body?
Oh, yeah? Where'd you shoot him?
I need to find your son. He drove off with my boy.
- No. - Me neither.
- Get the door. - Boy, he is rough on you.
Had a hysterectomy, so even if she does find that special someone...
Oh, wait, Applebee's has a bar. It's like Applebee's.
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