Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I've got an area. Something about Rutger Hauer.

Are you sure? We have many new takeout menus.

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And you'll be doing your killing with this.

Okay, now, which one of you will be releasing us to freedom?

I'll never forget you, Bad Larry. You'll always be my first.

So how do you and Stan know each other?

...in my secret spy lair behind the waterfall?

I offend people with the sex I have.

And a milk, please.

Hey, how about when you kill someone dead...

...or I'm kicking your ass!

What? I'm just trying to make sure we're all clear.

Well, you know what I mean. Something dog. Whose deal is it?

Oh, better yet, don't.

We need a fourth, so Chilly's coming along.

Hey, pal, relax. We brought you to the best place in town.

I can't believe you fired a shot that completely missed Randy...

All right, Stan. Now, don't be nervous. This place is a sure thing.

I can't. She's too tall. I don't wanna kill anyone too tall.

- You told them I'm a killing virgin? - Stan, come on. I'm a gossip.

I sure didn't, honey. I sure didn't.

You're not a killer of men, you're a killer of truth.

Stan, look who I met at the bar. This is Gladys.

You were the first to reply to our post on Craigslist.

My name's Randy. I just moved in with my mom down the street.