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So, Brad, what's something you can accomplish next?
Unless she was actually Chinese, but knowing you, she wasn't.
Have you seen the one where the alligator bites the python,
I... I love video games more than anything.
You're like Rain Man. Oh, my God.
[Poppy] Oh, sweet! A diner. I could eat.
Yeah.
For the record, I give this conversation zero buttholes.
Same thing I want every day: to help people achieve their goals.
Well, the good news is that you won't have to deal with that much longer.
[Brad sighs]
I know that Pootie's your son. I just met your ex. She told me.
I mentioned the fact that you were getting plowed by random dudes.
Uh, sorry, excuse me?
Seriously, thank you...
Pop, I'm gonna ask you to wait in the car.
Hey!
We just made a quarter of a million dollars off that Sword of Time thingy.
The narrative through line has been restored.
And I'm also taking requests for any spell combos.
Big smiles, and we're rolling.
Yeah.
Mostly on himself.
What dog?
Me too.
with a little something that makes me happy. Hmm?
For support.
- That one's great. - Okay, yeah.
Okay... partner.
I think your part is on the wrong side of your head.
Christ, I can't wait till I get my learner's permit.
Wow. Busted.
You must be so excited.
Which is why I came up with a system
- Predator-prey videos. - What is that? I don't know what that is.
Yeah.
It was some old guy who lives in a trailer park or something. Crazy.
No.
Now, I need you to start pushing my new product.
You do realize we're in a small confined space,
Right? That's a big deal for me.
'Cause we're all about reliability and consistency here.
Go ahead, take a bite.
Oh, my God, I just sold someone air for the price of a goddamn house?