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So, I'm really excited to be streaming with y'all today
And you can accomplish that today. That is your job.
It's just something I've had to take care of for a long time.
- [Jo] Are you sure? - Yeah.
at an actual arcade.
Oh, I'm not a narc.
So, in a way, assisting you will help me in being a better assistant to you.
Yeah, probably not. Psychopaths are generally charming.
Look, Brendan.
So, anyway, let's dig in,
[C.W.] Hey! Where my average peeps at? [chuckles]
that has to sit in the hot car for an hour, like that dog!
for like a million bucks.
[woman] Wyld_D.
Hey, Dan Williams. It's Poppy here.
Are you kidding me? No one is gonna buy that.
You understand?
Something's not right. She seems really upset.
[gasps]
Wow. Sounds like you run a real tight ship over there, Dad.
You know my real name is "Ee-an"?
Shit. That's, um, that's terrible.
or a cheetah running down a gazelle and ripping out its throat.
Uh, like, for real this time. So, I want the job.
Great. Got that, Dana?
That's impossible. I just pushed it live.
- So, hit me up in the chat. - [bird shrieks]
He's real, and even he gets to get out of the car and take a piss!
Okay. Listen.
You know what, Lou?
If that's what you wanna do, I can't stop you.
[sighs]
Uh, what?
God, you are such a dramatic asshole.