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Okay, so, Jo, what is something you'd like to accomplish today?
Wow. That's really racist, Mom.
[turn signal clicking]
What am I doing with my life?
You're right. Let's not do this anymore. I quit.
Can we go back to work now?
Great. Just call me back. Thanks. Bye.
You can't tell us what to do.
Sorry, what is this?
She's really taken to the system.
'Kay. Let's go.
- It's got me! It's got me! It's got me! - Wait, wait! Kill him!
then I reward myself with this tasty treat.
This is so confusing. I'm just gonna take notes and not talk.
They recovered enough. No more questions about Teddy.
Oh, wow. What about the time you told me to kill myself?
Oh, that is so typical of him. Wow. Of course he wouldn't.
- Why do you hate dogs so much? - I don't hate dogs.
The school, the house. I took care of all of it.
You just got that out of the trash.
- Yeah. - What happened to Teddy?
No. Were you seriously not gonna tell me?
I gotta do something.
I'm sorry, man. I just... I don't have a lot of practice with this.
"This bitch works for Mythic Quest."
Oh, well, I'm sorry. You know, I didn't really have a lot of practice
I'm not fucking getting laid. Are you...
Yeah. In the middle of meeting my estranged father,
I'm doing my job, something the two of you should consider doing once in a while.
but at least I'm not gonna be breaking out in hives
[soft Japanese music playing]
'Cause I brought something.
I know you don't like when I talk about my personal life, but all these long hours...
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