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I really miss you, Rache.
I've been feeling the same way ever since Ian chose Poppy as his assistant over me.
- Yeah. - Hmm?
How long have we been working together now?
- [Pootie Shoe] Thanks. - Thank you.
I'm 14, Dad.
and I didn't know what to do.
No. No, no, because I'm actually not...
- Where is Dana? - Gone, Daddy-o.
Ow, that hurts.
This is the most delicious thing I've ever eaten in my entire life.
- You too. - I'm going.
The dog! That's the dog! There, look. He's real.
Yeah. Don't be a narc, Jo.
They pegged your girl as a plant. [gasps] She's toast.
- [tiger roars] - [Dana] Oh, my God!
Feel good? Questions?
It's a key trait of psychopaths.
But I've made myself clear. They are not reciprocated.
Look at you, man.
Cookie earned. Look at that.
I'm not. I might puke.
Oh, my God. He didn't tell you?
The timing's off.
Hmm...
- Okay, Son... - No!
You... you have this great career,
What do you...
Whatever. All right.
Um, sorry, but if I'm being honest with myself,
What is it?
- You just said the word "I" nine times. - Did I?
- I know, but I... - Two more.
Hey, how'd it go in there? You okay?
Anyway, uh, one day I just decided I didn't want his name anymore.
But Ian's not here.
Okay, Brad. So, now that you've identified your next big-ticket item,
"Ee-an" is my dad's name.
- No, no. That's not true. I... - "I."
That is so sad.
So, must be good, right?
Sitting here.
Right, Brad?
So I started calling myself "Eye-an."
We should probably fire her.
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